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Post by Gabriela on Jul 28, 2009 22:27:20 GMT -5
£0££3R$K4T3$ TH4T 1$NT $1NFµ£. ¥0µ W4N 2 ( $1NFµ£? 1 (4N $H0W µ $1NFµ£!!!
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Post by Kirsten on Jul 28, 2009 23:33:10 GMT -5
"Well...I don't see why not." Levi said slyly, as she winked at Kirsten. Kirsten stole another glance at Levi's bared breasts before coming out of his daze.
"I'm sorry, I missed that. Was that a yes, my love?" Kirsten said, pleadingly.
"It was. You are welcome to grind and hone the edge of your tool against my finely grained whetstone."
"My lady. You have shown your worth tenfold." Kirsten responded gratefully.
"Tenfold? My worth is typically anywhere between 12-16 gold pieces, but it all depends on the context. Some get charged upwards of twenty gold coin." Levi responded matter of fact. "A night in the sack for more gold in my sack."
"Sacrifices must be made, dearest, if we are to be victorious against the ever growing evil that threatens to destroy our world. But now, let us depart to somewhere private, so we can spend a distraction-free night working the kinks out of my shaft."
"Oh, yes. Of course. We'll massage that blade into something to be admired before we're done." Levi said, as she grabbed the hilt of Kirsten's longsword.
Kirsten stiffened to attention. "Yes, Ma'am! I must apologize in advance, though. My blade is quite dull. I spend many hours practicing my swordplay when I am alone, and I fear it doesn't penetrate the flesh as it once did."
Levi giggled, as she slid her hand across the blade. "I know just the cure for that," she said playfully. "My whetstone is roughly scaled at 8000 grit, suggesting a high level of density in the material. It will take longer to hone your blade, but it will result in an overall finer finish than a lower graded whetstone." (Wikipedia, 1)
"I don't mind starting slow, as long as the finish is smooth."
"Did you know that many people these days prefer the use of artificial stones due to the high cost and difficulty of acquiring quality natural stones?"
"Artificial?" Kirsten paused briefly as she said it.
"Oh, don't worry." Levi replied. "I'm all natural. There is a certain amount of romance involved in the use of natural stone. Wouldn't you agree?"
"Naturally." Kirsten agreed. "But enough talk! You've aroused my interest with your educational discourse on whetstone history, use, and grading. I must now try it out for myself!"
And with that, the two raced ahead to the cottage. Laughing as they arrived, Levi held on to Kirsten's arm as they gasped for breath. Kirsten waited restlessly as Levi disappeared to prepare herself. Finally she beckoned him over.
As he entered the inner room, his eyes lit up in excitement. Nearly bursting with enthusiasm, he strode over to the stone and knelt before it. Gently stroking the fine stone, he nodded in affirmation.
"My, this is a fine density" he finally managed to say. "Are you sure it isn't 9000 grit?" he provided amiably.
Levi breathlessly giggled. Taking Kirsten's hand in hers, she guided his hand across the smooth surface of the stone. After a bit, Levi paused and looked expectantly at Kirsten. Taking the cue, Kirsten slowly retrieved his blade from it's sheath. It shimmered weakly in the firelight as he placed it on the stone.
"I'm ready" Levi whispered.
They spent hours working away at the stone. Tirelessly, they stroked back and forth, perfecting their methods, and shaping the steel of the blade into a weapon to be admired. It was almost dawn when they decided to stop, covered in sweat and spent from the exertion. They lied down to get a few hours of rest to recover...
The next day, Kirsten woke to see Levi about to leave the cottage and venture out on her own.
"Wait." He commanded. "Last night was...amazing. I...I just wanted to thank you. I'm at a loss of words to describe it, but I feel satisfied." Levi winked at him. Kirsten continued. "And to think, we didn't even have sex."
"I know!" Levi said. "But don't worry. When I cut your purse I checked, and you didn't have enough to pay for it anyway" she said hastily. And with that Levi tossed Kirsten's sword to his feet and ran out the door.
Kirsten shouted after her. "You Slut! I can't believe you screwed me. You're a whore!"
Levi briefly paused briefly, as she turned and responded with a gleam in her eye. "I know." And with that, she was off.
"Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!" Kirsten shouted angrily. He had spent months acquiring the gold. But as he looked down in shame, his eyes fell upon the blade, gleaming in the morning sunlight. He bent down and picked it up, and began to run his finger across the edge.
"Ouch!" He cried out, as the sharp blade cut into his flesh. He sucked on his finger as he realized the truth of it all. He didn't need the gold. He had a weapon worthy of a king. And he had a calling. A calling to protect the less fortunate. A calling to remove the outlaws and the bandits that plagued the land. A calling to uphold truth and justice, whatever the cost. And that was worth more than all the gold he lost.
He also sold that whore's magical whetstone in town for about the same amount of gold he lost. There was that, too.
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Post by Georgia on Jul 29, 2009 1:51:53 GMT -5
Here, let me bandage that nasty cut of yours Brian.
*bandages the cut*
Borrisimo! What timezone is that 7pm deadline?
##Vote: Ariel
ZOMG! I just realized I can vote for you for tradition again. For right now that is. *giggles*
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Post by Paris on Jul 29, 2009 6:51:32 GMT -5
Some of you fools, I bet you guys are Republicans, have insisted that the vote on Kirsten is NOT a bandwagon but the vote on Thor is.
Why is that so? 4 people have jumped onto Kirsten one after the other. Same thing applies to Thor but how is he any different than people on Kirsten?
Clarify.
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Boris
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Idle Piece of Shit
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Post by Boris on Jul 29, 2009 10:32:14 GMT -5
Hey guys, just woke up after a hard night of drinking and partying in a bed with two chhicks and a dude. The dude looked better then the chicks did.
Vote Count!
Day 1
Pete (1): Paris, Iris, Faith, Donald, Faith, Paris, Iris Kirsten (1): Almathea, Thor, Mei Yun, Faith, Thor, Thor, Thor, Mei Yun, Almathea Almathea (0): Thor, Levi, Thor, Levi Thor (4): Kirsten, Iris, Levi, Paris Khaled (1): Ariel, Ariel, Rey Paris (1): Ellis Donald (1): Rey, Rey, Pete Mei Yun (0): Rey, Rey Rey (2): Ariel, Mei Yun Ariel (3): Rey, Paris, Paris, Khaled, Rey, Gabriela, Georgia Iris (1): Thor, Thor, Kirsten
With 16 Alive, it takes 9 to lynch. Deadline is Thursday, 7PM. That's in a little more then a day!
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Amor del Rey
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Post by Rey on Jul 29, 2009 11:47:05 GMT -5
##Unvote. ##Vote: Thor YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL 'CAUSE YOU A GOD, HUH?!
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Post by Levi on Jul 29, 2009 12:05:02 GMT -5
*break of character*
There is no more forum mafia. Kirsten has won. That was epic.
*end break of character*
SUCKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ellis on Jul 29, 2009 16:45:04 GMT -5
W-o-w.
The thread's far too bonkers to make a decision on anything other than bandwagons right now, although Faith at least seems to have town-ish opinions. There seem to be a couple of people who've jumped on Kirsten's bandwagon, only to jump straight back off when Faith and I started analyzing the bandwagons for clues. If Kirsten isn't a spy then I'm thinking that maybe the spies on that bandwagon jumped off and their partners jumped on an easier target like Thor or Ariel when the heat was put on.
On the basis of that, I'm gonna ##Unvote: Paris and Vote: Mei Yun. Again, if I can find some better evidence that points to linux-hating scum, I'll switch.
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Post by Ellis on Jul 29, 2009 17:25:12 GMT -5
W-o-w. The thread's far too bonkers to make a decision on anything other than bandwagons right now, although Faith at least seems to have town-ish opinions. There seem to be a couple of people who've jumped on Kirsten's bandwagon, only to jump straight back off when Faith and I started analyzing the bandwagons for clues. If Kirsten isn't a spy then I'm thinking that maybe the spies on that bandwagon jumped off and their partners jumped on an easier target like Thor or Ariel when the heat was put on. On the basis of that, I'm gonna ##Unvote: Paris and Vote: Mei Yun. Again, if I can find some better evidence that points to linux-hating scum, I'll switch. Oh yeah, that was the other thing I noticed and forgot to mention above... Mei, do you think everyone who forgets the "no edit" rule once should be lynched?
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Post by Gabriela on Jul 29, 2009 17:32:32 GMT -5
0MGWTFBBQ!!11!1! WH4T Ð1Ð 1 $4¥ 4B0µT TH3 H0T 4ZN (H1K?!!?!?! ##Unvote: Ariel ##Vote: Ellis
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Post by Kirsten on Jul 29, 2009 17:37:47 GMT -5
Mod: My vote should be on Iris right now
Rey: Why vote Thor? Do you seek to satisfy your undeniable bloodlust by thrusting your dagger in the heart of the downtrodden and wagoned Thor!?
Reasonless vote under the guise of joke on largest bandwagon...
To you I thrust A fully armored Torso of Suspicion
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Post by Kirsten on Jul 29, 2009 17:41:02 GMT -5
Gabriela has shown herself to be an innocent citizen!
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Post by Thor on Jul 29, 2009 18:00:04 GMT -5
Omg I have no idea who to vote for you're all so crazy.
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Post by Iris on Jul 29, 2009 18:14:02 GMT -5
Kirsten, somehow I think you and I ended up with the same game personality. Or maybe EVERYBODY has the same game personality and Boris is pulling a huge one over on us. I'll show you my tits, but it'll cost you.
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Post by Kirsten on Jul 29, 2009 18:19:53 GMT -5
(It's definitely possible we have the same game personality. I'm...embellishing...mine a little more than is probably necessary but I don't play half-heartedly!)
Name your price, my dear!
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Amor del Rey
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Post by Rey on Jul 29, 2009 18:25:28 GMT -5
KIRSTEN JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD WANNA-BE DETECTIVE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SUSPECT ME WHEN I CLEARLY AM VOTING THOR BECAUSE OF HIS INDECISIVE VOTE ON PAGE THREE.
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Post by Thor on Jul 29, 2009 18:54:37 GMT -5
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##vote Rey
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Post by Kirsten on Jul 29, 2009 19:13:51 GMT -5
KIRSTEN JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD WANNA-BE DETECTIVE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SUSPECT ME WHEN I CLEARLY AM VOTING THOR BECAUSE OF HIS INDECISIVE VOTE ON PAGE THREE. Thor did not post on page 3! Do you instead refer to his back and forth at the top of page 4? Clarify yourself, vermin, lest I run you through with my blade! Why did it take you so long to reach this conclusion?! You have posted in between without so much of a wayward thought of Thor. Perhaps in seeing his weakened state you finally found the opportunity ripe for attack? Coward!
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Post by Iris on Jul 29, 2009 19:15:19 GMT -5
$9.95 for a trial membership with limited access, or for $21.95 per month you can get a gold membership that gives you access to our classic DVD library, b19 bonus sites-- in the interest of full disclosure, 3 of these feature shemales and one of them is a food fetish site-- plus live webcam chat exclusively for gold members and a free membership to a dating site featuring dozens of fake profiles of attractive women-- wait a minute, you've got that here already, don't you? (Sorry, Boris, I tried but I couldn't do it...had to put my own spin on the personality.
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Post by Kirsten on Jul 29, 2009 19:21:05 GMT -5
Ah, the gold membership. A tempting suggestion, dear, but I'm afraid I lack the requisite gold to pay.
This lack of coins has renewed my anger at Levi, though, for robbing me blind after a full night of grinding!
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Daddy's Dead Princess
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Post by Faith on Jul 29, 2009 19:42:22 GMT -5
0MGWTFBBQ!!11!1! WH4T Ð1Ð 1 $4¥ 4B0µT TH3 H0T 4ZN (H1K?!!?!?! Get that girl some clothes THIS INSTANCE!! Oh the humanity!! The horror! THE SINFULNESS OF IT ALL.
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Phew. Now that's more like it. Look at how more respectable and happy she is!
##Unvote: Ariel ##Vote: Ellis HUGE GMFOS on Gabriela Ellis has the light of the lord in him! He is asking questions and seems to be looking to put the pieces of this horrifying puzzle together. Why on everything that is holy would you vote for him at this moment!?
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Post by Kirsten on Jul 29, 2009 20:04:33 GMT -5
To speak of votes! Faith, my dear, I question why your vote is on me? You called me a follower of the light but then voted me shortly after. Which is it?!
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Post by Paris on Jul 29, 2009 20:15:09 GMT -5
Faith,
Why must you place clothes on that dear girl. She is precious and should have the liberty to do as she pleases! Do not hold her back!
I ask everyone to vote with your logic and don't vote with hate! Except if you are voting between Bush and Clinton. Then vote for Clinton and get your knives out for Bush!!!!!
Thor, you are frail like a bushy Bush Bush! YOU MUST BE CONDEMNED!
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Post by Gabriela on Jul 29, 2009 20:29:31 GMT -5
##Unvote: Ariel ##Vote: Ellis HUGE GMFOS on Gabriela Ellis has the light of the lord in him! He is asking questions and seems to be looking to put the pieces of this horrifying puzzle together. Why on everything that is holy would you vote for him at this moment!? TH4T T00K M3 4 F3W M1NµT3Z T0 T¥P3 µP (µZ 1 H4Ð 2 R3$1Z3 N µP£04Ð TH3 1M4G3. www.anime-wallpapers.ws/anime/anime-girl/Anime_babe-010.jpg$0 1 $T4RT3Ð 1T 4FT3R H3 V0T3Ð N31 ¥µN BµT B4 TH3 P0$T WH3R3 H3 4(Tµ4££¥ Ð3(1Ð3Ð T0 4$K H3R 4 Qµ3$T10N. (Translated [Which I'm doing from now on because I'm having a hard time reading what I say and I'm the one who typed the damned thing]: That took me a few minutes to type up because I had to resize and upload the image. So I started it after he vote Mei Yun but before the post where he actually decided to ask her a question.)
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Post by Iris on Jul 29, 2009 20:32:36 GMT -5
You PAID Levi for all of that? Oh well, maybe we can work out another kind of deal. There's someone who is playing on Mafiascum now whose head I want on a platter.
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Post by Levi on Jul 29, 2009 20:54:48 GMT -5
Faith, Why must you place clothes on that dear girl. She is precious and should have the liberty to do as she pleases! Do not hold her back! I ask everyone to vote with your logic and don't vote with hate! Except if you are voting between Bush and Clinton. Then vote for Clinton and get your knives out for Bush!!!!! Thor, you are frail like a bushy Bush Bush! YOU MUST BE CONDEMNED! Oooooh Paris! I like a man who sticks up for what he believes in! Unvote, Vote: Thor
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Post by Ellis on Jul 29, 2009 21:15:27 GMT -5
HUGE GMFOS on Gabriela Ellis has the light of the lord in him! He is asking questions and seems to be looking to put the pieces of this horrifying puzzle together. Why on everything that is holy would you vote for him at this moment!? Because he's a ghey linux fanboi. Kthxbai.
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Boris
Boris
Idle Piece of Shit
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Post by Boris on Jul 29, 2009 21:27:52 GMT -5
Vote Count!
Day 1
Pete (1): Paris, Iris, Faith, Donald, Faith, Paris, Iris Kirsten (1): Almathea, Thor, Mei Yun, Faith, Thor, Thor, Thor, Mei Yun, Almathea Almathea (0): Thor, Levi, Thor, Levi Thor (4): Kirsten, Iris, Levi, Paris, Rey, Levi, Levi, Kirsten Khaled (0): Ariel, Ariel, Rey, Rey Paris (0): Ellis, Ellis Donald (1): Rey, Rey, Pete Mei Yun (1): Rey, Rey, Ellis Rey (3): Ariel, Mei Yun, Thor Ariel (2): Rey, Paris, Paris, Khaled, Rey, Gabriela, Georgia, Gabriela Iris (1): Thor, Thor, Kirsten Ellis (1): Gabriela
With 16 Alive, it takes 9 to lynch. Deadline is Thursday, 7PM. That's less then 24 Hours!
Sorry dudes. Votes should be right now.
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Post by Levi on Jul 29, 2009 21:56:46 GMT -5
MOD: My vote is currently on Thor
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Post by Kirsten on Jul 29, 2009 22:13:40 GMT -5
MOD: My vote is currently on Thor And I am not a double voterI'm going to say right now that I'm skeptical of the Thor wagon. A lot of unexplained (mostly just raw bandwagon) votes there. Can everyone on that wagon break down their reasons for voting Thor?
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