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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 7, 2009 23:29:06 GMT -5
“In the darkest hour the soul is replenished and gives strength to continue and endure.” Heart Warrior Chosa Hi boys and girls!!! I feel like my time in this game is quickly coming to a close cause like I make mistake after mistake, which totally sucks. I just feel like I’m not doing very well in this game and it sucks sucks sucks because I want to find spies and I want to kick major butt. I just can’t seem to get a good grasp and I don’t have all the time I want to put into it. If I’m taken out by an exile I like totally apologize for being so horrible that I caused a mis-lynch. Don’t hate me!!! I already let my daddy down and I didn’t want to let any of you guys down either. If I’m here to read this... well yay me!! I hope I’ve been helping to take down some spies!
So like I was totally at the mall shopping for a new dress for a party Saturday night when I started thinking of y’all and it hurt. A lot. I already miss Callahan, Robert, Mei Yun , Yvette and I’m going to miss everyone that will be eliminated after I’m gone or miss the people in the game when I’m gone. I hope you all are off in a better place and I’m totally positive the citizens will win this game. Your hard work won’t go in vain. I love ya! Miss you always. To my fellow fabulous citizens I know we can win this! Whenever things are looking down don’t give up hope. Put your faith (tee hee!) in your abilities and your thoughts/beliefs and work your spy hunting magic. We all make mistakes and we all do suspicious things. We just need to figure out if those suspicious things are caused by a citizen or a spy. We need to put it into the proper context! Why would a citizen do this? What benefit would a spy gain from doing that? We need to find connections, who’s protecting who, who suspects this person but come voting time doesn’t vote them? Keep working together and I know you can do it.
My final thoughts for you lovely lovely people is this: I believe Jason, Thor, Pete, Ariel, Tiberius, Roxy, Jenya, Khaled, Ellis are citizens. I’d look at people who don’t like to voice their opinions much and force it out of them! Sometimes people are just a little shy and need that push. Look for people who don’t like to post in the burg, they might have something to hide.
MUCH love! Faith xoxoxox
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 8, 2009 3:54:14 GMT -5
In all honesty, I have no important information to relay to everyone else at this point that will be of any relevance at such a late point of the game. All I could say is that Jenya is the one that pushed me towards the Yvette lynch. I don't know if she was shown it, but on the day after the exile, she was the one that noticed the thing that put the nail in the coffin for Yvette (her apparent slip up), and told me point blank that Yvette was most definitely a spy, no doubt 100%. So I would say that if she is still around, look into her. I imagine I will have already said something about it by then, but if not, you know, do my work I should have done for me, because I guess I was a lazy piece of shit. On a lighter side of things, the best drink, if you want the advice of a russian Stevadore, is a Moscow mule. It is Ginger Beer mixed with vodka and mint leaves. It has a nice spiceyness to it that mixes with the vodka well. So next time you find yourself in a bar, please to be trying it. Also, I hope you all appreciate how fucking hard it is to turn broken english on and off in my head when writing these things. Pleasing to be talking to you through time. -Boris
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Post by Kirsten on Jul 8, 2009 4:00:21 GMT -5
Boris, that wasn't bad... but now that you've lived to see it, we can now go ahead and proceed to exile you.
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Post by Tiberius on Jul 8, 2009 4:20:45 GMT -5
Faith... hubba hubba.
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Post by Tiberius on Jul 8, 2009 4:51:01 GMT -5
O noes!
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Roxy
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Post by Roxy on Jul 8, 2009 11:42:21 GMT -5
Don't you mean "Oh *nose*" ?
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Post by Amelia on Jul 8, 2009 13:18:57 GMT -5
By the time you read this, I may be dead. I hope Kirsten is as well. I'm so positive that she's a Spy and I hope that I've been vindicated at this point. For what it's worth, I trust Levi, despite the suspicions leveled against him. I think he's been flailing about a bit looking to make a case against anyone but himself, but that doesn't strike me as particularly Spy-ish. Please forgive me, everyone, I was young and needed the money. I also hadn't quite gotten my Spies (the game, not the alignment) legs yet and that was in the middle of me trying to connect Kirsten and Donald.
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Boris
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Idle Piece of Shit
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Post by Boris on Jul 8, 2009 15:29:51 GMT -5
Yeah, I regret that time capsule thing because I was quickly turned off of finding her suspicious soon after the message was due. The only useful information in there was the Moscow Mule.
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 8, 2009 18:20:55 GMT -5
Sorry Sam, I forgot about this till JUST no so it will suck but here goes 1. Rey, I thought your targeting of Pete was suspicious and your editing of your post that one time was worse. Right now, I still trust you, but if I'm still here a few rounds from now I should be giving you a second look. 2. Jenya is another example of someone I play with as if I trust them completely right now, but they've done something I find suspect. Your pushing of the idea that the math means that we should look outside our team for spies makes me thinking that maybe you know differently 3. Ellis, the way you handled the Yvette vote was insanely suspect. 4. Stick with your convictions on Roxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5. Faith better be out of the game by the time you see this again, if not you've failed to stick to your gut utterly.
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 8, 2009 18:22:08 GMT -5
Dear Future Selves:
If you are not future anymore, then well - this message will mean nothing to you. I doubt the others will even read it, or take note of it seriously.
Hopefully, there are only one or two remaining spies. Preferably one or none.
If Donald, Tiberius, Thor, and Roxy are all still alive something needs to be done. There is at least one Spy among these four. If they've all perished, and all citizens (which I doubt), then wow. Such silliness.
Levi. If HE is still alive, EXILE immediately! If he has perished, then I'm sure he was a spy. His constant forgetfulness and twisting of words, oh boy. Such a liar. I'm confronted him on it before, but... he is always like 'Oh yeah".
What about the others...
Ariel. She should be still alive. If she is, then she is probably most likely a Spy. Otherwise the spies were trying to frame her? Though it would've been an obvious move.
I doubt I will see my future self. Hehe.
To that, all I've got to say is... TOLD YOU SO! BOOYA!
Kirsten, if she is still alive, I would probably be suspicious. I think her most citizen, or most sneakysneaky spy-posing as a citizen.
Who else.
Meh, not important I guess. Oh. Jenya[/i] - WORD TWISTER. Find the spies. End of the Story. Be steadfast, and hopefully you all haven't been swayed easily by others. Spies have the most things to hide. If you all haven't been able to call someone a spy to their face, or voice your suspicions against that person to their face, then you all are clearly in the wrong line of game. Happy continue-Future Spy hunting![/color]
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 8, 2009 19:47:24 GMT -5
All right. For starters, I highly doubt that I'll be around when this is read, so I feel like I can be frank. Ed - I'm still mad at you for the bitch comment. Jenya, Iris, Faith - You're all three very likeable girls and I sincerely hope we can be friends after the game! I hope you're not spies. Thor, Kirsten, Roxy - You three are the ones I trust the most at this point in time. If I'm not around (and I suspect I'm not going to be) I trust you to win it for us. Consider this a cheer from the grave. That's it for the specifics. To one specific person, who shall heretofore remain nameless - I'm sorry, and would defend you if I could.
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 8, 2009 19:48:23 GMT -5
Hello Future! I assume I have been exlied or imprisoned at this point, as at this point I think people think I'm a lurker who hops on bandwagons, but benign enough to not throw out yet. Given this is weeks ahead in time, I'm sure my habit of not participating as much as those like Ariel, Rey, Yvette, and Kirsten has made me exiled. With that knowledge I want you all to know something that I discovered just recently (as of the writing of this time capsule.) I have a role, it is the Eugenicist. If someone is eliminated from the game and were inactivite, I get a small power. I didn't use it up until Jocelyn was booted from the game for inactivity, which technically let me use my power even though we didn't exile her. I got to investigate one player and see if they have a citizen role. This means that if it turned up positive they'd be a confirmed cit, if negative they could be anything from cit without a role to spy with a role. At the time Levi was high on a few people's radar and I decided it would be good to know if he was in the clear, so I could A-trust him B-defend him and C-start looking closely at who was suspecting him and why. Here's where it get weird: When I asked if Levi had a citizen role, Sam said "Rey does not have a citizen role." I told him I said Levi, and he said "How intriguing." Now since this is the only time so far I've used this power I don't know if it's that my targetting is in fact random or "off" by a certain number of people, or if this means Levi and Rey are somehow connected, or even the same player. It's really weirding me out, but I don't trust anyone enough in this episode to let them in on this anomaly. So there you go. That's all I know about this, and I hope it clears something up if either are still in the game at this stage. Go town!
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 9, 2009 19:44:28 GMT -5
Hey there fellow Burgers! Hopefully by this time the evil union Spies have been outed and we can finally start getting paid what we deserve. Sadly, this is not very likely so I will now showcase my awesome Spy spotting abilities and reveal my true Top 5 Most Likely Spies in no particular order. First....Levi! There was a halfway decent case against you but not enough people bought it, including myself. However, you were very quick to jump on/start the Yvette bandwagon to save your own pathetic Spy ass. I haven't talked to at all, but that won't stop me from declaring you a sneaking, schizophrenic Spy!! Next....the Mass of Excess Meat, the Fleshy Fat Female, the Rotund-er from Down Under.....Gretchen! Good lord, you are huge! Not really, but since at least a third of these "factory workers" are actually models, you don't look so hot. My case against you has not changed other than I approve of your minus vote for Kirsten. Despite that, I am calling you out from the past as a stout and grossly swollen Spy!! Finally....the 3-headed monster known as Fairela! That's a pretty lame for any kind of monster, but so be it. Faith, Iris and Mirela - I can't be sure that you're all spies or even two of you but at least one definitely is scum. You've all exiled two citizens so far, and Iris/Mirela exiled someone they might have thought to be a citizen. One of you is also likely responsible for the implosion of Robert/Yvette's plan. That's really all I got other than Mirela needs to start brushing her teeth. She disgusts me. Anyway, some part Fairela is most definitely, absolutely, positively a Spy!! One final point, dear readers. I got to drinking one night and accused Yvette and Ariel of being "human spy bitches". Whoops, that just looks silly now. I did suspect them, mostly Yvette, and my suspicion of Ariel has died down considerably given her Jaya vote and even Yvette's imprisonment and I borderline trust her. However, was the imprisonment to throw us off Ariel's trail? Considering that many view Ariel as a nearly confirmed Citizen, why has she not been imprisoned as of yet? Granted, she would have to have balls of steel to get rid of 2 fellow spies in the first two weeks. But if she's still around in round 9 and Citizens are dropping left and right, take a look at the mermaid. Perhaps she is indeed a human spy bitch.
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 9, 2009 19:45:12 GMT -5
so, a time capsule. i have to admit, im not too thrilled with the idea. i guess its nice to have an insurance policy that would survive my elimination. the problem is, what if im not eliminated? it would really suck if something i put in here made me a target for the spies. assuming that every imprisonment and exile claims one causality, wed have lost about half the cast by the time these things are opened. hmmmmmmmm ok, so, despite sams yelling, certain members of my initial team feel confident in the fact that everyone left is probably a citizen seeing as weve already exiled 3 scummy people. i am far less enthused about this possibility. im a little worried that a trust group is forming that most likely does have a spy. and if so, it would carry him, her, or even them deep in the game. so if jason, pete, jenya, rey, tiberius, ellis, and myself have all not been imprisoned, something is probably wrong here. we all voted for almathea, so i dont think much information is to be had there, but lets look at the other votes. jaya - pete and tiberius both voted her, which makes me want to give them citizen points. but both have admitted that they did so under limited information. this is especially suspect for pete, who wasnt around much preexile. he could have decided 'hey, she probably wont go so ill throw my vote at her so we can distance eachother in the even one of us is exiled.' he didnt know that the votes were going to fall on her. so it could have been a fluke. rey voted pete, which i cant fault him for doing at the time. but i dont know why he minused gretchen. it was a close vote, so even though i didnt change the outcome, it could have. and he was the only person to give her a minus vote. why? paris - rey was the one to initially post a case against paris being a spy, and ellis pushed hard for it to go through. its part of why levi had such a low vote total, ellis was afraid the spies would put their minuses on paris, so he was trying to get people to vote paris and minus levi. 4/5 of levis minuses were in fact votes against paris as well. the problem here is, they were wrong. pariis was not a spy, and most if not all of the evidence against him was based of him and alma being in cahoots. jason joined the bandwagon, while jenya voted solo against faith. faith seems like an odd choice, especially when i dont remember jenya making a case against her. yvette - the whole lot of them voted her, so the votes themselves dont tell much. the deal is why. jenay posted something afterward claiming that she was the one who started the wagon rolling. which right now i dont fully understand because jason was the one who made the case against her in the burg. howd that happen? and the fact that she started throwing a pity party bothers me, its a poor excuse for her to not talk about her suspicions. no me gusta, no me gusta nada. the quick bandwagoning also bothers me. rey was fact to chine in with his approval, as was tiberius. and tibs is extra sketchy because he said he was voting her, then decided he didnt want to without her being able to defend herself, then changed his mind again. pete initially was trying to give yvette the benefit of the doubt, and ended up finding more evidence against her. if thats true, i think it's a + for him. but he could very well be lying. and i dont think ellis ever chimed in hi opinion. if he just followed someones lead, my money is on rey. who is more suspicious, the puppeteer or the marionette? none of them are really as clear as we all would like to think that they are. so, if were all still here 6 rounds from now, something needs to be reevaluated.
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 9, 2009 19:45:51 GMT -5
So Pete, how is the game going for you? I assume that the game for you is still very much on and you have not been exiled or imprisoned. I'd like to remind you that the opening of this game carries much more weight then the end parts and people will start getting desperate and lie, even though they are citizens towards the end....do not forget though that a citizen lying in the beginning is not a citizen at all. Levi.Rey.Boris.Gretchen.Ariel. So, I'd also like to remind you that those that try and make friends with you and start trusting you after one move you make or those that think you are a citizen based off of something very small, has most likely got an alterior motive and believe that they can get you to believe in them too. Roxy.Amelia.Gretchen.Thor.Robert. Dont forget people also talk in weird ways, that there are things deeper then you can see. You dont have a lot of information to go on, if you really think about it, but dont take the second thing you think of to be true, always go with your first thought. There are spies out there ready to try and get rid of you if you let slip your true voting intentions, dont forget that people can lie about theirs too... Mirela.Roxy.Rey.Tiberius.Jason This is a game. This is a game. Just keep telling yourself that. Its just a silly silly silly silly game. Good Luck.
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 9, 2009 19:51:30 GMT -5
ELLIS'S PERFECT CHILLI NACHOS. (Serves 3) For this recipe you will need the following ingredients: For the chilli: - 4 tablespoons olive oil. - 1 large onion. - 450g extra lean minced beef. - 1 medium sized can of chopped tomato. - 2 heaped tablespoons tomato puree. - 1/4 cup of red wine. - 1 teaspoon worcester sauce. - 1 beef stock cube dissolved into 1/3 pint boiling water. - 1/4 teaspoon low-sodium salt. - 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder. - 1 heaped teaspoon ground black pepper. - 1 teaspoon medium hot chilli powder. - 2 bay leaves. - 1 teaspoon cornflour, to thicken. - 1 heaped tablespoon diced fresh coriander leaves. - 1 small can of red kidney beans, drained of juice. Sam's note: Continues here...ELLIS'S PEPPERY ASS-BURGERS. My ass-burgers are spicy and aromatic. - You only need two ingredients: half a kilogram of medium fat minced beef, and at least three tablespoons of pepper (more if preferred). No other binding ingredient is needed. - Preheat a flaming grill to a hot temperature. - Meanwhile, combine the minced beef and pepper, kneading with your hands until you have a beef and pepper mixture fixed into the shape of a ball. - Divide this ball into four equal-sized smaller balls of meat mixture. Each ball will make one ass-burger. - Now the important part. Take two equal-sized baking trays. Lay each ball out separately on one of the baking trays, leaving a good amount of space between the balls and also between each ball and the edge of the tray. - Place the second baking tray on top of the four meatballs, and press down hard with your hands. - This will flatten your balls, but not sufficiently to ensure the meat doesn't rise when hot. To make sure your balls are as flat as possible you must sit on them. - Keeping the two trays together, with your balls sandwiched between them, place the bottom tray on the lowest surface in your kitchen. - Sit on the top baking tray, making sure to distribute your weight evenly across it so that your balls do not become mis-shapen. DO NOT TRY THIS IF COOKING WHILE NAKED. There's nothing more off-putting than skidmarks on your cooking equipment. - Stay seated for at least three to four minutes, while pressing down on your ass-burgers. - To stop yourself shifting about, you may want something to pass the time. Traditionally a copy of the "New York Times" can be a help when performing this procedure. Trying to hold a single note while whistling can also produce the desired effect. If this fails, you may also want to stare at the ceiling. - Once your balls have been flattened to the shape of thin patties, carefully remove the top baking tray, making sure that no ass-burger is stuck to the bottom. This can cause the ball to become mis-shapen, and a repeat flattening will be required. - Take your four flattened balls and grill them under a hot flame grill at a high heat until each one is browned but not charred. Once one side of the ass-burgers is completed, turn them over and grill the other side. - Make sure there are no red patches in the center of your ass-burgers. This can be unhealthy or dangerous. - Serve in a burger bun with relish, fresh lettuce, and melted cheese slices. WHY SUPERMAN REALLY SUXORS (a one-act play). Enter Kevin Spacey's career, stage left. It looks rather sick. Enter Kevin Spacey, stage right. They embrace. Kevin Spacey: My career! My love! Oh, how I've missed you! Kevin Spacey's career: Get away from me you filthy pervert! Kevin Spacey: But I've been good to you... how can you say this horrible thing? Kevin Spacey's career: Been good to me? You raped me, you cowardly villain! Kevin Spacey: But I don't remember doing anything of the sort... why do you lie to me like this? Kevin Spacey's career: You were probably drunk at the time. Nowadays you seem to look like you're drunk no matter what role you're playing anyway. Kevin Spacey: I... I hate you! Why are you trying to hurt me? Kevin Spacey's career: You hate me? Do you even remember "The life of David Gale"? "Pay it Forward"? Kevin Spacey: Minor mistakes, I'm sure... Kevin Spacey's career: Oh really? So what have you done since? "The Shipping News"? "21"? "Fred Claus"? Kevin Spacey: But this... this is unfair? What about the good work I did? Kevin Spacey's career: You mean in "The Usual Suspects"? "American Beauty"? "Se7en"? That work? The old stuff? Kevin Spacey: Well yes... Kevin Spacey's career: Decades old, all of it! How long do you think I can survive on your past glories? I'm through with you! Kevin Spacey: But wait! There's a film that everyone saw that I was in. "Superman Returns". How about that then? Kevin Spacey's career: Don't you see that this was your worst betrayal of all? Don't you see that? Sam's note: Continues here...
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 9, 2009 23:00:50 GMT -5
Hey everyone. It's me, Rey. I've probably already been imprisoned by this point in time. If not, the spies are extremely retarded when choosing their imprisonment targets. If for some horrible, unjust reason I have been exiled, I am going to yell at each and every one of you, including the spies! Anyways, congratulations to all of your for surviving numerous amounts of imprisonments and exiles. I hope by this point we have caught at least two more spies. I'm going to try and convey a great amount of my feelings on each and every current living player that I think is a citizen, excluding myself. Please keep in mind that I am writing this last minute, and that I may be incorrect on some aspects. Here are the people that I think are citizens. I am very sure in my citizen suspects. I have spoken with them plenty of times, and they have given me excellent reactions and the way they interact with others gives me a good vibe. Sam's note: For an explanation click here.
As for my suspects, I have not been on lately enough to provide any evidence to be looked at later on. All I can say is that you should definitely look through the males more closely, we've caught so many female spies already! Also, it's the end of the game so you might find yourself stressed and/or frustrated. Relax. Always remember it's just a game. Here's a tip. Go back and read what's been said by every living player. Most spies are caught with evidence and interactions from early on. Good luck citizens! - Rey . P.S. Sorry this is so bland, I had to rush it before I got penalty votes!
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 9, 2009 23:01:23 GMT -5
So, if you're still in the game when you read this, remember all the fun times you had in the first three weeks. If the game lasts this long, you'll be stressed, guaranteed. Remember that Yvette is a likely Spy suspect if she's not out yet. Remember that you are avenging Mei with every Spy you take out. Remember that the cereal goes in before the milk! Remember that, even if the Spies are winning, you could be in worse shape. You could be like Felix or Qi or Christine or Jane. Play nice. It's a game, not the Jerry Springer Show. Have fun. What's the point of winning if you don't have fun doing it? Purple flowers do not mix well with lolcats. Also, the Feminazis will do battle with Rey and Thor. It is a guarantee. Finally, don't count your chickens before they lay their eggs on a tin roof and you have to predict whether they will break or fry. Ta ta for now!
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 9, 2009 23:01:51 GMT -5
In July 2009: * Roxy will still be around beating the crap out of people. * Faith's pony Belle will lose a shoe. Faith will pick it up and get lucky, actually voting for a spy. * Georgia will be long gone, and Rey will bear the late Mei Yun's love child, who will wear Georgia's locks until she grows hair. * Boris will disappear all month. * Khaled makes a case on Jason, before being reminded that Jason died as a Citizen in late June. * Thor will find love. Love will be underage. The cops will look the other way. * Levi dies in a freak mountain bike accident when a bluebird slams into his abs, causing a massive explosion and black hole that sucks them both in. * Kirsten is still really suspicious. * The big twist in Episode 8 is that the Spies are actually all jesters, and you fools handed them the win!
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 9, 2009 23:03:28 GMT -5
And that's all the time capsule messages. Hope you enjoyed!
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Post by Kirsten on Jul 9, 2009 23:09:57 GMT -5
Some things to note:
Ed said Ariel had balls of steel. Does he know something we don't?
Jenya correctly predicted that all the spies are jesters. Khaled has been on to me since episode 4.
I'm not still really suspicious, but Jenya would like to still believe that anyway.
According to Levi, there was that one time between him and Thor, proving that Thor did find himself involved in underage love. To my knowledge, Boris the cop has looked the other way here.
I think Rey's list of citizens are all actually citizens.
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Post by Roxy on Jul 10, 2009 11:06:31 GMT -5
* Roxy will still be around beating the crap out of people.
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Post by Mirela on Jul 10, 2009 15:38:03 GMT -5
Ummmm, have you heard of fake teeth Ed? I lost a couple real when I laughed so hard at your imprisonment. =P
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