Post by Kirsten on Jun 15, 2009 7:29:35 GMT -5
I feel the burning need to parody Jizz in my Pants. And so I will.
Vote in my Confessional - The Uninformed Majority
Lock words, from the across the chat room
Swallow my angst as the deadline looms
Take your stance, skip the rest
Gonna put your suspicions to the test
Make our way through the jokes and distraction
Spies6 is your forum and I'm logged in.
I move in close as you type your reply
You say something that makes little sense and I ask why?
Leave this chat room, take it to one-on-one
Just need to hear you out and then I'm done
Tonight, we've got exile in store
I deem your suspicions to be poor
And I vote in my confessional
I typically don't vote like that, you have my word
But I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault, your suspicions are bull
And now I vote in my confessional
Don't call me out or I'll say you're a spy
Plus, it's your fault
You set up three citizens to die
I'm very perceptive
Some would say that's a plus.
And now I'll go post in the burg.
I need a few things cleared up totally
Looking for spies alone now mostly
Left me paranoid, walking a thin line.
Surprise in my eyes when you come online.
Check my buddy list, and I see your name
My hopes soar, it's time to play the game
Never thought I'd be suspicious again
But after last exile I figured out the trend.
I open a private chat to talk about it.
Quickly you respond, "How goes it?"
And I vote in my confessional
This playstyle is perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me.
If you could check up on my meta
You'd see.
And now you type in Lol
Because I voted in my confessional
To be fair
You got caught
And when I read our previous chats
I was bothered a lot.
Please stop acting like I'm joking around.
And one more thing
I'm going to inform the town.
Last episode I saw a post.
As I recall it was an exile discussion post.
Checked my logs to see if your stance was fair
Looks like your suspicions didn't compare.
And I vote in my confessional.
Reading the group chat, and the alarm bells ring
You're sitting in the room but you don't say a thing
Someone brings up a topic that reminds me of you
And I vote in my confessional.
The next day
I think about our chat
And I vote in my confessional
Open the burg and click the first new post
And I vote in my confessional
When Ed was imprisoned halfway through episode 5
I vote in my confessional
I just looked at your leaderboard picture
And I vote in my confessional
Went to post 2 chats...
Ok, seriously, I don't waffle that much...yeah?
I vote right in my confessional
Every time you chat with me
And when you post in the burg
It's like asking to be wagoned by me.
You say I'm insecure
I just call it better reads
My episode 6 vote thread is on page 3
That's nothing compared to previously
Cause I vote in my confessional
(I vote in my confessional, I vote in my confessional (x3))
Yes, I vote in my confessional
(I vote in my confessional, I vote in my confessional).
Vote in my Confessional - The Uninformed Majority
Lock words, from the across the chat room
Swallow my angst as the deadline looms
Take your stance, skip the rest
Gonna put your suspicions to the test
Make our way through the jokes and distraction
Spies6 is your forum and I'm logged in.
I move in close as you type your reply
You say something that makes little sense and I ask why?
Leave this chat room, take it to one-on-one
Just need to hear you out and then I'm done
Tonight, we've got exile in store
I deem your suspicions to be poor
And I vote in my confessional
I typically don't vote like that, you have my word
But I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault, your suspicions are bull
And now I vote in my confessional
Don't call me out or I'll say you're a spy
Plus, it's your fault
You set up three citizens to die
I'm very perceptive
Some would say that's a plus.
And now I'll go post in the burg.
I need a few things cleared up totally
Looking for spies alone now mostly
Left me paranoid, walking a thin line.
Surprise in my eyes when you come online.
Check my buddy list, and I see your name
My hopes soar, it's time to play the game
Never thought I'd be suspicious again
But after last exile I figured out the trend.
I open a private chat to talk about it.
Quickly you respond, "How goes it?"
And I vote in my confessional
This playstyle is perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me.
If you could check up on my meta
You'd see.
And now you type in Lol
Because I voted in my confessional
To be fair
You got caught
And when I read our previous chats
I was bothered a lot.
Please stop acting like I'm joking around.
And one more thing
I'm going to inform the town.
Last episode I saw a post.
As I recall it was an exile discussion post.
Checked my logs to see if your stance was fair
Looks like your suspicions didn't compare.
And I vote in my confessional.
Reading the group chat, and the alarm bells ring
You're sitting in the room but you don't say a thing
Someone brings up a topic that reminds me of you
And I vote in my confessional.
The next day
I think about our chat
And I vote in my confessional
Open the burg and click the first new post
And I vote in my confessional
When Ed was imprisoned halfway through episode 5
I vote in my confessional
I just looked at your leaderboard picture
And I vote in my confessional
Went to post 2 chats...
Ok, seriously, I don't waffle that much...yeah?
I vote right in my confessional
Every time you chat with me
And when you post in the burg
It's like asking to be wagoned by me.
You say I'm insecure
I just call it better reads
My episode 6 vote thread is on page 3
That's nothing compared to previously
Cause I vote in my confessional
(I vote in my confessional, I vote in my confessional (x3))
Yes, I vote in my confessional
(I vote in my confessional, I vote in my confessional).
