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Post by Judge Sam on May 11, 2009 21:51:28 GMT -5
You know how it works. Match names with faces. Here are the names: Callahan Donald Ellis Khaled Levi Oswald Pete Tiberius What do you think of this lot?  |
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Post by Dave on May 11, 2009 22:59:29 GMT -5
Before I begin but I'm sorry #5 gives me the heebie jeebies. Creepy. (Him and girl #4 FTW!!!!!) Anyways, #3 - Callahan - ULTIMATE FRISBEE PLAYER!!! WHOO! (Ok most likely not but his name is a form of scoring points in Ultimate) # 2 - Donald - Truck Driver #6 - Ellis - Convenient Store Owner #1 - Khaled - Masters Student studying Biology #8 - Levi - Walmart Employee #7 - Oswald - Accountant #4 - Pete - Valet #5 - Tiberius - Cultist Whoever actually is Callahan I am rooting for already |
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Post by Spy Bitch on May 11, 2009 23:07:53 GMT -5
1. Khaled CIT
2. Pete SPY
3. Levi CIT
4. Donald CIT
5. Tiberius CIT
6. Callahan CIT
7. Oswald CIT
8. Ellis SPY
Tiberius
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Post by DC on May 11, 2009 23:29:17 GMT -5
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Post by Guest Who on May 11, 2009 23:48:04 GMT -5
1. Khaled - Biochemistry grad student. Gets called a terrorist a lot, even though he's a genuinely nice guy.
2. Donald - Dependable blue collar employee.
3. Levi - Wishes he had some brains to go with his looks, but is perfectly fine with just scoring hot chicks for the time being.
4. Callahan - Resemblance to Tommy Boy. Callahan is a company in that movie. I'm connecting the dots.
5. Tiberius - Scary. Sacrifices small animals ritualistically, then uses their blood in his wheaties every morning.
6. Oswald - I agree with Dave.
7. Pete - Probably coaches his son's soccer team.
8. Ellis - Every man is an island. This one happens to be Ellis.
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Post by lfbprod on May 12, 2009 0:10:25 GMT -5
These are . . . strange.
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Post by Guest on May 12, 2009 0:21:18 GMT -5
1. Khaled
2. Donald
3. Callahan
4. Oswald
5. Tiberius
6. Pete
7. Ellis
8. Levi
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Post by Guest on May 12, 2009 8:41:00 GMT -5
I wonder if these are all the players? 8 boys and 8 girls... Maybe Sam will bring in some scabs as the game continues.
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Post by DC on May 12, 2009 10:59:10 GMT -5
I doubt it. That would make this game even smaller than Spies 1, which only had 18 players and lasted 19 days. He's probably waiting for more acceptances?
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Post by Guest on May 12, 2009 11:46:36 GMT -5
That or he doesn't want to reveal all the players before the game starts. As he said elsewhere, all invitations haven't even been sent out yet, so half the cast probably doesn't even know if they are even going to get to play (myself included).
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Post by xman on May 12, 2009 12:21:55 GMT -5
1. Khaled - Florist
2. Pete - Cat Dairy Farmer
3. Callahan - Male prostitute
4. Oswald - Paparazzi
5. Donald - Shady priest
6. Tiberius - Amatuer boxer
7. Ellis - Stay at home dad. Wife brings home the bacon.
8. Levi - Yoga Instructor
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Post by Guest on May 12, 2009 18:06:37 GMT -5
3 and 8 are scrumptious.
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Post by Guest on May 12, 2009 18:37:25 GMT -5
1. Khaled - duh
2. Pete - really, really likes goats
3. Ellis - does the occasional sit-up
4. Tiberius - Trekkie
5. Callahan - not a child molester, but still a creepy priest
6. Donald - the rare Hispanic hockey fan
7. Oswald - average Joe
8. Levi - community college stud
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Post by GUEST on May 12, 2009 19:05:31 GMT -5
I have a theory... If you are "good looking", and you are next to a bunch of people who are 10-30 years older than you, or overweight, or just plain eyesores, you tend to look just flawless and fabulous, as if you are a god or something. |
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Post by Guest on May 12, 2009 20:05:47 GMT -5
Well who cares who they are, the key question is: SHOWMANCE! Who's going to end up with who, and will it last?
Here's my predictions:
Male 1 (Donald) and Female 3 (Iris). She's an exotic Indian singer with a hidden past. He's a part-time street-cleaner from the Bronx. Together they'll make sweet music and pick up lots of garbage.
Male 2 (Tiberius) and Female 8 (Jenya). He's a mean trucker with a big temper. She once divorced a pomegranate by accident. Together they'll travel the world delivering punch-bowls to warehouses.
Male 3 (Oswald) and Female 6 (Ariel). He's a beggar from the seedy part of town. She's a fiery fashion model from the upper East Side. Together they'll sweep the catwalks while taking handouts from the rich and drinking purple meth from the bottle.
Male 4 (Khaled) and Female 5 (Kirsten). He's a gigolo and sex-God from Savannah. She's a high-flying accountant from Wall Street. Together they'll hit the clubs while trading stocks and shares before the dot-com bubble bursts again.
Male 5 (Pete) and Female 7 (Jocelyn). He's an evil megalomaniac from Bulgaria. She's a free-spirited African child of nature. Together they'll live peacefully in the suburbs while he secretly plots to take over the world.
Male 6 (Ellis) and Female 4 (Yvette). She's a spoilt heiress with her own private army. He's imported, packaged and sold to her by Mexican slavers. Together they'll make the perfect team of dominating woman and strong, silent man (if he knows what's good for him).
Male 7 (Levi) and Female 2 (Faith). He's a soccer coach from England. She's a dinner lady from Iowa. Together they'll try to remember what the hell happened last night, how the hell much did they have to drink, what the hell alcohol content must it have had, and how can they get the hell out of there without causing any unnecessary drama.
Male 8 (Callahan) and Female 1 (Georgia). He's a trainee builder from Texas. She's a dental nurse from Florida. Together they'll live a long and happy life together. Success!
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Post by Judge Sam on May 12, 2009 21:44:09 GMT -5
I just threw up in my mouth a little. LOL, there are some real freaks in those pictures. thank you that's the reaction I was going for. I appreciate it.  Ahaha all those were hilarious.  I was hoping for a lesbian pairing though! I could see #6 and #7 gettin it on. I was going to photoshop their two pictures smooshed together with a heart symbol but that's too much work so just click here and imagine it yourself. ;D Also the ones I've shown were just ones I selected willy-nilly from the cast it's not an exhaustive list. |
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Post by cath on May 12, 2009 22:45:05 GMT -5
SHOWMANCE! heehee! Those were hilarious. Although after looking over the guys, it's not too hard to imagine some lesbian pairings. It's much easier to see female #7 with any of the other women before scary male #5.
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Post by Guest on May 12, 2009 23:48:44 GMT -5
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Post by Guest on May 13, 2009 8:02:05 GMT -5
1. Khaled
Escaped a mob of people accusing him of cheating on a game show to come to America and play this game.
2. Pete
*coughhickcough*
3. Ellis
Here for the party.
4. Callahan
Founding member of both Nerd Herd and Glee Club.
5. Tiberius
Can anyone say satanic cult?
6. Donald
Had a hard life. Some gang experience in his younger years.
7. Oswald
Boring.
8. Levi
College student with possible criminal connections.
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Post by DC on May 13, 2009 12:44:23 GMT -5
Although after looking over the guys, it's not too hard to imagine some lesbian pairings. My guesses: 1. Khaled 2. Pete 3. Ellis 4. Donald 5. Callahan 6. Tiberius 7. Oswald 8. Levi |
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Post by Guest on May 13, 2009 15:53:03 GMT -5
I know which one I am, and i must say i love the reactions so far lol.  |
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Post by DC on May 14, 2009 8:14:09 GMT -5
It doesn't matter what #4 is named. He will still be called Tubby :-(
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Post by Judge Sam on May 14, 2009 21:42:17 GMT -5
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Post by Spy Bitch on May 15, 2009 0:02:20 GMT -5
It doesn't matter what #4 is named. He will still be called Tubby :-( Tubbyrius. Perfect. |
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Post by DC on May 15, 2009 8:21:37 GMT -5
Tubbyrius: LOL!
I was 2/8 with the guys and 1/8 with the girls. Rats. At least I was more effective than the Spies 3 citizens!
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Post by Spy Bitch on May 15, 2009 11:51:15 GMT -5
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Post by Tiberius on May 17, 2009 15:47:09 GMT -5
Your nicknames are very mean stop being bullies
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Post by Almathea on May 17, 2009 18:36:38 GMT -5
yes please i think tiberius is a cutey! i love his big grin. and i love his name |
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Post by Judge Sam on Aug 9, 2009 5:06:00 GMT -5
OMG #6 and #7 ARE ARIEL AND YVETTE!!!
Am I a fortune teller or do you think they were influenced by this? lol.
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Post by Ariel on Aug 10, 2009 1:07:03 GMT -5
Har har, Sam.  |
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