Yvette
Yvette
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Post by Yvette on Jun 5, 2009 19:49:54 GMT -5
You heathens! You infidels! You panty-munching walking penises! How dare you? Are you that daft? Are you really that daft and insensitive?
A woman leaves for just three days after being told repeatedly "You are on too much" and "You try too hard", and while she's gone, you vote her off!? You evil little fools! You curmudgeons of unknown proportions! May God strike you down and never let you up! May She burn your faces with the hot oil of stupidity that you bathe in! Fools, all of you, dirtly little insignificant fools!
There are no words to describe this travesty! A woman tries to stand up for her burg, and they turn on her. This is the most pitiful group of Womyn I have ever seen, trying to turn on me like that. Dears, do yourselves a favor, and try to join the fan club. Maybe one day I will do a book signing for you.
And then slap you across the face with it, you fool!
How dare they!
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Yvette
Yvette
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Post by Yvette on Jun 5, 2009 20:01:07 GMT -5
Okay, now back to out of character because this is actually so hilarious So my internet was getting repaired and the guy screwed it up so I just got online today. Panicking, I checked Imprisonment #4 really quick (But I'm on dialup -_-) so it took a while and I couldn't load all the pictures. I didn't see my name as a link so I was like "... Ohno... I probably got Imprisoned at #3" so I go and check and see that it's Mei Yun (As a side note, wtf? Failspies), and I was like "... OH! Okay then. Whew, I probably made it. I wonder who got exiled last then?" and so I look at the voting history thread and spit out my Mr. Pibb (Thanks Wendy's!) everywhere. I couldn't believe it, lmao, I was dying. I thought while I was gone I'd get a couple stray votes, but damn, Yvette girl, you worked that exile! Thirteen votes! I haven't had a chance yet to look over the case (As Levi put it in the goodbye thread "It was the strongest one we had") (Which btw is totally why I exiled A SPY LAST ROUND? ) but I'm sure I will soon. And naturally you know Sam, I'm going to follow along forever and ever etc. because playing this game from the Loser's Lounge really is my favorite part I have to say though, if there was one time in Spies I was shocked, this is finally a first. I thought I'd be Imprisoned for sure. I never thought the spies would have the balls to try and push my exile, but Lord did they ever, and I give them so much credit for that. With that said, I'm not upset at being eliminated at all I think the citizens do need a bit of common sense smacked into them, since they're just avoiding looking at clear evidence in front of them. And sadly, that little voting history thread I put so much work into is now probably going to die. But oh well, I'm so proud that two spies fell in the first two weeks. So impressive. Hopefully the citizens will pull it off. At this point I don't have much in terms of a spy guess cause I've missed so many consecutive (Seven if you were counting!) days of following the game... But I would venture to throw out: Georgia, Iris, Roxy, Boris, and/or Rey/Oswald/Ellis (Can't decide which one). And yes, this is even after reading this next little bit that I'm posting after this. Anyway Sam, as always, this experience is incredible every time it happens. I'm pretty sure it will be my last, but I think it's been one of the most fun times I could have thought. Yvette came out a touch differently than how I wanted, but I do have a knack for making a big splash in the first couple weeks. You always have such amazing twists and ideas to your games, and while I can't experience them first hand for the second season in a row You know that I will be following along as eagerly as I possibly can. I love this game, I love this series, and I love what you've done with it. You quite seriously rock, and I hope that Spies never has such an "Undetermined hiatus" again. It's been too long. Thanks to all the vets who still follow along, I will gladly hang up my hat and now join you in your ranks. Yvette the Feminist Author, what a lovely final act in my list of characters (Also, I'm dying at this next chat transcript I"m posting, and about the goodbye thread. Everyone is like "Please don't hate me, I'm so sorry!" and "I feel so bad!" It's part of the game And I can't wait to be out of this character so I can finally start being more friendly to more people!) I eternally love Ariel, Thor, Mei Yun, Tiberius, Faith, and a few others that I can't remember (Genuinely sorry, it's been a long break). Can't wait to speak to them outside of the game, Ariel especially (Whom I have secret hopes and dreams of her being Candy even though for the first time I forced myself not to think about aliases at all, but now that I'm out I hope it's correct!) And of course Sam, we'll speak again soon
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Yvette
Yvette
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Post by Yvette on Jun 5, 2009 20:02:11 GMT -5
Judge Sam (9:47:30 PM): Citizen. spies6Ed (9:47:34 PM): Whoops spies6gretchen (9:47:35 PM): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO spies6pete (9:47:35 PM): shit spies6iris (9:47:35 PM): FUCK! spies6Tiberius (9:47:35 PM): NO NO NO NO NO NO NO spies6Roxy (9:47:36 PM): fuck. spies6mirela (9:47:36 PM): eeeeeeek spies6khaled (9:47:36 PM): ... spies6levi (9:47:37 PM): NO spies6Gabriela (9:47:37 PM): told you so spies6Boris (9:47:38 PM): crap spies6jason (9:47:38 PM): spies6Faith (9:47:39 PM): crap spies6levi (9:47:39 PM): NO spies6amelia (9:47:39 PM): shit spies6khaled (9:47:40 PM): Well, shit. spies6levi (9:47:40 PM): NO spies6Tiberius (9:47:41 PM): gah spies6mirela (9:47:41 PM): ugh spies6Tiberius (9:47:41 PM): no spies6Roxy (9:47:48 PM): damn fucking it spies6oswald (9:47:49 PM): oh man spies6Ed (9:47:50 PM): how you feel about voting an absent player now? spies6levi (9:47:52 PM): WE messed up spies6Gabriela (9:47:58 PM): YOU messed up spies6Roxy (9:47:58 PM): and no one wants to hear your fucking mouth now georgia. spies6Tiberius (9:48:00 PM): i fucked up so bad spies6levi (9:48:02 PM): We messed up spies6Roxy (9:48:03 PM): alreay pissed. spies6Georgia (9:48:04 PM): Rofl. Wow. You guys took a jump in a pile of shit and ate it. lmao @ all of this You guys are great. (Also nice fake reaction Iris!) Georgia you little spy bitch, I love you.
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Yvette
Yvette
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Post by Yvette on Jun 5, 2009 20:52:03 GMT -5
There are so many I forgot! Gabriela, Kristen, Gretchen, my darlings! I love you!
Georgia, you dirty little hilarious spy fiend (I think really I just want you to be a spy because it gets me excited in a happy place whenever I think about it)! Please make it to the end and crush everyone in your path! Zander would fawn over you daily.
Actually, that's not true. Zander would fawn over Ariel. But this is Mama Yvette's season, and therefore, I will create a thread about my dreamland with Ariel where she and Yvette will live in a secluded land (Even though Gretchen sits by the muffin tree all day long which is not far off, and Gabriela always finds time to visit us with fresh cookies). It will be wonderful.
Ariel, my darling, please be eliminated soon (And don't make me look like the biggest moron ever by turning up Spy). I cannot bear another day without you.
Now Samuel, let me in!
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Yvette
Yvette
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Post by Yvette on Jun 5, 2009 20:58:11 GMT -5
Oops, I'm bad at this! Final Spy guess upon elimination since I definitely forgot like 12 players that are suspicious existed (lolsorryyou'reboring)
1. Amelia 2. Iris... Or Faith... Really I can't choose because both of you are so good at looking awful at pretending to be citizens. Iris, I'll go with you. 3. Oswald... Or Boris... Or William... Or Donald... Really you're all the same fucking person (Which makes me love you for it, but how do I choose a spy between that)? 4. Levi. That, or you can just leave now for never being right, <3 5. One other one of Oswald or Boris or William or Donald. 6. Mirela... Who the hell are you? And also, why are you so good at jumping on bandwagons without saying crap. Well, really, the crap you do say is just really scummy. Please be killed off shortly. I can't bear to see what else you write (Although you're doing much better than your predecessor!)
Oh... Oops. I put 6 on this list. Okay fine, I guess take Mirela off, but really... Leave.
Oh, and Jenya, you are an insufferable nitwit. You and Rey can run off and make babies with three eyes and rhino noses together.
(What a Gordy insult. I take that back. No acorns for any of you)
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Post by Judge Sam on Jun 6, 2009 2:37:52 GMT -5
aww, this sucks. =/ I'm going to say tons of nice things in an upcoming goodbye post in that burg thread but two things: 1) It sucked when I saw the momentum growing against you while you were not here. I could see it building. I know that if you were here, you would have sidetracked it, nipped it in the bud, foiled the plans cause it wasn't inevitable. I kinda wished I had your phone number so I could summon you online to stop it haha! But without anyone to defend you it just gained steam b/c they were jealous of your outspokenness (or something like that) and it couldn't be stopped. =/ 2) whether or not it's your last game I must say that having you play each and every game is an absolute blast . not once have I even been slightly regretful having you play. And that's really saying a lot, for example someone else who has played 4 games in this game got busy and for the first time ever sucked so you're in a league of your own there lol. And it really is an amazing thing, because what I've noticed recently in these games... that how much people like Spies, doesn't correlate to how much Spies likes them haha. By that I mean, you would think the more people like the game of Spies, the 'better' they would do it in ya know? By better I mean play the game to their fullest, play energetically, give it their all, contribute, and have fun. Not really anything to do with their placement. But I have had so so so many people who claim to love this game the most of all and quite frankly, they are shittier players than newbies who only moderately care that the game even exists. Having these people who claim to love me and/or the game can be terrible players. (again, not terrible that they suck at catching spies but that they are barely active, don't engage, don't play hard, etc) So in conclusion to have someone like yourself who likes the game and brings so so so so so so so much to it by playing awesomely each and every time is an amazing treat and I thank you for it.
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Post by Judge Sam on Jun 6, 2009 8:49:11 GMT -5
You know what I think it is, I think it's some people like watching the game more than playing it. Now that's good and fine but these people think they 'have' to apply to appease me or show interest or god knows why haha so they apply, get accepted, and then continue to act like they are watching the game. They rarely get engaged, expect others to provide the entertainment / work for them, and they think they should be able to just sit back and watch the game go by. That's fine, but fine for watchers, not players lol. Players need to PLAY the game, key word there. Though for the record I would be surprised if I had more than... 5 watchers of this game lol, it doesn't seem to be that entertaining to watch. I get a lot of people making accounts during the app period but once the game starts I don't think any stick around. Even lots of people from Spies 5 who didn't apply, I don't think they are watching, and I'm not sure even half of the future people are continuing to watch this Episode. I don't know though I only know about the ones that post!
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Yvette
Yvette
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Post by Yvette on Jun 6, 2009 23:59:33 GMT -5
I had fully planned to watch along until I found out that I could play! Either way, you know I love following from the LL and can't wait to do so for the rest of the game
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Post by Ellis on Aug 8, 2009 20:15:56 GMT -5
whether or not it's your last game I must say that having you play each and every game is an absolute blast . not once have I even been slightly regretful having you play. And that's really saying a lot, for example someone else who has played 4 games in this game got busy and for the first time ever sucked so you're in a league of your own there lol. Please tell me the "someone else" is one of the future players. At least tell me that it isn't Ellis or Jason. It does weirdly remind me of the Spies 1 players that you picked from your survivor games, or Spies3Taylor / Spies4Madison, for example. (Dammit, I still can't think about Taylor without thinking what a useless waste of space she was. Worst non-idler citizen EVER.) It's one of the many reasons why I love having so many newbies in these games. Thinking about it though, Spies 6 must have had the highest active-to-inactive ratio of any Spies game, pretty much, if you except the people whose computers crashed at the beginning, or the ones who asked to be replaced when the game started (and we got great active citizens like Thor #2 instead. )
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Post by Mei Yun on Aug 8, 2009 23:44:42 GMT -5
When Yvette "came into" the LL, I thought Sam was just using her account to make me think she was real in my "fake imprisonment". For three days I was stuck there and nobody was talking. And Yvette posts once or twice. Then when Gabriella came in and posted her case against Jenya, I snapped out of it and thought everything was real :-p
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Post by Thor on Aug 9, 2009 18:02:42 GMT -5
(and we got great active citizens like Thor #2 instead. ) Stop flirting and fuck me already. Jesus.
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Post by Ariel on Aug 9, 2009 19:07:58 GMT -5
*snicker* I miss Yvette.
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DC
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Post by DC on Aug 10, 2009 12:51:43 GMT -5
I love Ryan's in-character and out-of-character final words.
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Yvette
Yvette
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Post by Yvette on Aug 15, 2009 14:13:54 GMT -5
Thanks DC
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