Post by Roxy on Jul 15, 2009 22:43:44 GMT -5
Roxy the Bitch: A Story
By: Some cool bitches
Chapter 1: Roxy and the Bubbly Bitch Blogger
One time there was a funk ass cage fighter named Roxy. She be mindin’ her own business when she was all of a sudden confronted by this Asian girl, Mei-Yun. Mei was very bubbly and energetic and Roxy was not used to bein’ around such bubbly girls. So Roxy and Mei got into some fight, that ended up getting Roxy lynched. Lucky for Rox, some mermaid diva Ariel saved her and she was able to survive from the executioner. And then Roxy and Mei became friends, but Mei got Imprisoned by them bitch ass spies and Roxy was sad.
Chapter 2: Roxy and the Granola Eater
A little while after getting into the shit fight with Mei, Roxy was greeted by another contender. Her name was Georgia, and she be lookin’ like a hippie. Roxy was never a fan of those groupies, and she and Georgia got into some kind of argument. Roxy can’t even remember why, but either way, her and It were at each others throats for the time bein’. Then Rox got over It, literally, and her and the Peach became friends and were happily bustin’ them spies asses once again.
Chapter 3: Roxy and the Creeper
After her fight with the George, Roxy was mindin’ her own busi-ness again when she saw some person starin’ at her from across the street. His name was Bore-is, but Roxy knew him as Creeper. Her and the creep never got along, cause he be always frightenin’ her when she was by herself. They got into some feuds with each other, and things didn’t look to good. Eventually she got over the Boar, cause he stopped followin’ her and being creepy, and Roxy was back to mindin’ her business, but not for long.
Chapter 4: Roxy and the Nerd
One day Roxy be lookin' for them dumb spies when she met some nerd Rey-mond. Rey-mond was kind of stupid and acted like he was two years old or somethin'. He always be actin' like he was hot shit or whatever but he be really dumb and got himself exiled. Roxy be defending him though because he didnt act like them spies do. But it didn't help and the brat got exiled.
Chapter 5: Roxy and the Ugly One
Roxy be spy huntin’ when she stumbled across a fugly girl named Bedelia. She had some ugly looking news anchor hair cut and looked like some weird Star Wars chick. Roxy and Uh-meal-yuh didn’t really get along cause she was really annoying and not very smart and acted like one of them spies. Turns out Roxy helped lynch her and she was one of them dumb spies. Roxy be glad cause that bitch was annoying.
Chapter 6: Roxy and the Guy and some Spies
So after Bedelia, there was this girl named Kirsty, who kind of looked like a guy. Roxy be accusing her of a spy, cause she was doin’ some really bad spy hunting for a while. Kirsty was really sarcastic and always poppin’ jokes that were kind of annoyin’. So Roxy and her didn’t get along. In fact, they never really became friends because some stupid spies imprisoned Roxy cause she was bein' so good at bein' a cit. and they all be haters.
So now Roxy be dead.
The end.
By: Some cool bitches
Chapter 1: Roxy and the Bubbly Bitch Blogger
One time there was a funk ass cage fighter named Roxy. She be mindin’ her own business when she was all of a sudden confronted by this Asian girl, Mei-Yun. Mei was very bubbly and energetic and Roxy was not used to bein’ around such bubbly girls. So Roxy and Mei got into some fight, that ended up getting Roxy lynched. Lucky for Rox, some mermaid diva Ariel saved her and she was able to survive from the executioner. And then Roxy and Mei became friends, but Mei got Imprisoned by them bitch ass spies and Roxy was sad.
Chapter 2: Roxy and the Granola Eater
A little while after getting into the shit fight with Mei, Roxy was greeted by another contender. Her name was Georgia, and she be lookin’ like a hippie. Roxy was never a fan of those groupies, and she and Georgia got into some kind of argument. Roxy can’t even remember why, but either way, her and It were at each others throats for the time bein’. Then Rox got over It, literally, and her and the Peach became friends and were happily bustin’ them spies asses once again.
Chapter 3: Roxy and the Creeper
After her fight with the George, Roxy was mindin’ her own busi-ness again when she saw some person starin’ at her from across the street. His name was Bore-is, but Roxy knew him as Creeper. Her and the creep never got along, cause he be always frightenin’ her when she was by herself. They got into some feuds with each other, and things didn’t look to good. Eventually she got over the Boar, cause he stopped followin’ her and being creepy, and Roxy was back to mindin’ her business, but not for long.
Chapter 4: Roxy and the Nerd
One day Roxy be lookin' for them dumb spies when she met some nerd Rey-mond. Rey-mond was kind of stupid and acted like he was two years old or somethin'. He always be actin' like he was hot shit or whatever but he be really dumb and got himself exiled. Roxy be defending him though because he didnt act like them spies do. But it didn't help and the brat got exiled.
Chapter 5: Roxy and the Ugly One
Roxy be spy huntin’ when she stumbled across a fugly girl named Bedelia. She had some ugly looking news anchor hair cut and looked like some weird Star Wars chick. Roxy and Uh-meal-yuh didn’t really get along cause she was really annoying and not very smart and acted like one of them spies. Turns out Roxy helped lynch her and she was one of them dumb spies. Roxy be glad cause that bitch was annoying.
Chapter 6: Roxy and the Guy and some Spies
So after Bedelia, there was this girl named Kirsty, who kind of looked like a guy. Roxy be accusing her of a spy, cause she was doin’ some really bad spy hunting for a while. Kirsty was really sarcastic and always poppin’ jokes that were kind of annoyin’. So Roxy and her didn’t get along. In fact, they never really became friends because some stupid spies imprisoned Roxy cause she was bein' so good at bein' a cit. and they all be haters.
So now Roxy be dead.
The end.
