|
|
Post by Jason on Jul 22, 2009 13:31:24 GMT -5
So... tonight a Citizen goes. It's looking to be between Levi, Kirsten, and Mirela, Gretchen... Basically everyone that we can afford to lose. Gretchen is almost certainly going tonight though.
This is a lame short confessional episode and for that I apologize, but it's been a pretty short episode all together... The game is ending soon, and things are perfect.
I have a feeling that things are going to be EXTREMELY tense and heated after a Citizen goes tonight. It's going to get downright nasty and I'm positive that my name will be coming up.
And it's fine. I want it to.
Kirsten, Levi, Jenya, Mirela. Four cits will be left. I want to KEEP Kirsten even though she'll be the loudest voice against me and probably not as easy an exile as Levi. Why?? Because a Spy would most likely want to silence their loudest critic and I'm not a Spy. Or, at least, they can't believe I am...
It's going to happen... I can just feel it. It's going to get scary, and it's going to get tense... But I'm going to win. I'm going to get through this... I'm surprised I've remained calm... The true test will come right after the Exile tonight and before the final Exile Sunday... I'm even skipping my raid tonight to fully participate in the fun!
Holy hell... The game's almost over! I can't believe that everyone is looking at Gretchen and Mirela as the final two Spies... It's too easy. SOMEONE SUSPECT ME HARDER PLEASE! I want this to go down to the wire. I want to have to fight for this victory.
Mofo smells the blood and he's ready for a taste, bitches.
|
|
|
|
Post by Jason on Jul 22, 2009 13:34:51 GMT -5
P.S.  You got nothing on Jason! |
|
|
|
Post by Jason on Jul 22, 2009 15:26:40 GMT -5
Oh how easy it was to send the dogs after Mirela as soon as she signed on... I've already got her lined up for the next Exile without breaking a sweat!
|
|
|
|
Post by Jason on Jul 22, 2009 16:18:15 GMT -5
The amazing SEXY ORGASM OF CITIZEN SUSPICION GOING ON HERE IS AMAZING!!! Most amazing things are in fact amazing, after all.
Holy hell. Mirela is convinced of Kirsten and Jenya. Levi is convinced of Mirela and Gretchen. Jenya's too paranoid to be convinced of anything but won't be voting for Pete or myself....
Everything... So... Wonderfully perfect... Can we maintain balance? Must we fire the starboard thruster or are we okay?
I love this game. I love sex. I love stuff. Stuff is good.
|
|
|
|
Post by Jason on Jul 22, 2009 18:55:09 GMT -5
Hmm, remember when I said: From Amelia's post: Errr... Did you clear that with me first? Just last night I told people that our chats DIDN'T go in depth or have much substance. Now you're basically putting me in a position where I have to either stick my neck out and cover for you and probably die with you or call you on it and bus you. Sorry, but when it comes down to it I've got to protect my own interests. You're currently liability for the greater Mofo good and I can't have that. And even if I call you on it that draws unnecessary attention to myself that I REALLY don't need at the moment. I mean once they notice that you only made up your facts with me (because others can confirm that you didn't... I doubt you did anyway) they'll have to wonder why... AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGG! Amelia must die. Well, guess what... AMELIA YOU SUCK! JK lol but you make me angry right now -_- Actually, no, I love you! Maybe Kirsten will push me and we can get some excitement going into this first round... |
|
|
|
Post by Jason on Jul 22, 2009 19:34:12 GMT -5
Earlier I was surprised at how calm I was...
FUCK THAT SHIT!!!
HOLY MOTHER FUCKER if Gretchen and Kirsten vote for me.... And Mirela and Levi join it... I'm fucked in the asshole like a little bitch!!
ALL BECAUSE OF THAT DUMB SHIT REMARK AMELIA MADE WITHOUT CLEARING IT WITH ME FIRST MOTHER FUCKING DAMN IT!
Cocksucking double penetration dildo face, Jason's going to calmly go berserk. He's going to batter and destroy all that stand in his path, leaving bruises oozing with the inevitable fate of losing. He shall annihilate and decimate the Citizens that propagate the idea of him being a Spy. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
I will survive.
|
|
|
|
Post by Jason on Jul 22, 2009 20:44:44 GMT -5
Hmm
spies6levi (9:41:00 PM): Any news?
sPIEs6Jason (9:41:19 PM): Lots
sPIEs6Jason (9:41:51 PM): Mirela shifgted to a full attack on Jenya, maybe you were here for that, then the Kirsten then back to Jenya, she basically begged me to vote Jenya, and I wouldnt, so... she went to Jenya about voting me...
sPIEs6Jason (9:42:01 PM): And now she wants the two of us to vote Kirsten instead of Gretchen
spies6levi (9:42:03 PM): I got an "I don't think so" a "not really" and a "lots" to that question
spies6levi (9:42:05 PM): LOL
spies6levi (9:42:12 PM): WHOA
sPIEs6Jason (9:42:49 PM): HAHA
sPIEs6Jason (9:42:54 PM): The full spectrum, wow
spies6levi (9:43:07 PM): Wow
sPIEs6Jason (9:43:10 PM): Let me guess.... "i dont think so" from Kirsten, "Not really" from Jenya, and Lots from me?
spies6levi (9:43:13 PM): HOw much drama could have happened
spies6levi (9:43:16 PM): And exactly
[/quote]
Damn... Skills, son.
|
|
|
|
Post by Jason on Jul 22, 2009 21:04:56 GMT -5
But apparently I don't have skills at only copy and pasting ONE time...............
|
|
|
|
Post by Jason on Jul 22, 2009 21:53:33 GMT -5
I love Mirela. This is going to be so easy.
|
|
|
|
Post by Jason on Jul 24, 2009 10:30:59 GMT -5
Episode Wrapup
Master Mofo - Hello to all you crazy shit eating monkey cows out there, I'm your host, the MASTER MOFO and I'm here with Jason from Spies 6 in what may be the next to last Episode Wrap up! How are you, Jason?
Jason - Just reminiscing all the poor souls I've deceived and destroyed over the past two months...
Master Mofo - Now Jason, you don't have to be so negative all the time...
Jason - Sorry... Anyway, so... one more to go!
Master Mofo - Yes! One more!! And before we talk about the future, lets talk about the present. At one point Gretchen and possibly Kirsten and Mirela were all voting for you... How'd you avoid that??
Jason - Well, I didn't... My game play has simply been too Citizen-like for me to be Exiled. Kirsten knows she suspects me in the back of her mind and I respect her for that, but I've simply done nothing to allow her to justify her suspicion with a vote this late.
Master Mofo - And what about Mirela?
Jason - I let Jenya take care of that one for me. She explained to Mirela how there's absolutely no way I'm a Spy based on several key pieces of evidence... which would be true, if I wasn't a Spy playing as a Citizen the entire game...
Master Mofo - Ah, the early role claim. You mentioned as early as Round One that you wanted to claim to one person early to protect you late in the game should something arise... you did exactly that at the end of Round two and now, ten rounds later, it's paying off.
Jason - Hard to beat insight like that, huh? ; D
Master Mofo - It was definitely a great idea that somehow managed to work out perfectly, although I'm sure SOME luck was involved. So, what are the plans now?
Jason - We win. People are either convinced that Levi is a Spy or are convinced that Kirsten is a Spy. It won't be hard to make sure that one or the other is eliminated. Basically, either Jenya votes Levi/Kirsten, Levi votes Kirsten, or Kirsten votes Levi/Pete. I HIGHLY doubt that none of those three options happens. Then Pete and I just bandwagon on it and it's over. I don't think we can lose at this point.
Master Mofo - You've been basically a Lone Spy for over a week now with Pete out of town, how has that affected your gameplan?
Jason - It really hasn't. Pete's been a great teammate; we both pretty much had the same vision going into the end of this game. The only thing that changed was the order switching from Gretchen, Kirsten, Boris to Boris, Gretchen, Kirsten, and we now need to get rid of Mirela rather than count on her at the end of the game.
Master Mofo - Well, that's great to hear. So what do you think the chances of something going wrong between now and Sunday?
Jason - 100%. Votes are going to switch around, I'm sure. A case will be made on myself and Pete, and we'll get through it and win anyway. I think there's maybe a 5% at a Spy getting Exiled this Episode. If even that... All we have to do is get ONE person to vote a non-Pete/Jason and we win. That can't be very hard given the current suspicions.
Master Mofo - You have done well, my Apprentice. I look forward to seeing this final episode play out!
Jason - I shan't let you down, my glorious master.
|
|
