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Post by sluticia on May 17, 2009 22:10:30 GMT -5
I need a place to put random ramblings about the game. So this is it! And since I love talking and I love bitching I figured why not? I need something to do to distract me from homework and since I'm going to miss not playing the game. First thoughts from posts the characters have made about themselves and from what I have seen in the opening chat.466244 Thor is inactive. Whore. So is Khaled. It doesn't really matter though, since they're both hella ugly. Iris is so purselipped and pale...how tragic. Her introduction bored me but I actually liked her in the opening chat. I think she's a spy. :] Ariel was cracking me up at some points in the chat, you go Ariel. I love her picture and her backstory also. She seems assertive too, and being not afraid to have sarcasm or wit is something I can appreciate! And you remembered me! Fave! Callahan is so Hannibal Lector like....ew. And he is all Christian and shit, please. I would not want to talk to him, what a creeper. I hope He is merciful and smites this bitch for me so I don't have to look at him anymore. Ed is so plain...get exciting Ed, then I can talk about you more! Mirela! OMG gypsy! I love gypsies! She used words though that I have NO idea what the hell they mean. A Roma? gadje? Right over my head. I have high hopes for her though. <3 Yvette might be my favorite. She is such a strong, black, fierce bitch of a woman. I love her awesome dyke-ness it's fabulous! She was so strong in trying to find a spy in the chat too, a tad overbearing but that's just Yvette and every game needs a jackal! :] Faith I love because she's just gorgeous and that's all. I like how she tries to sound all dumb and shit...girl you're playing spies! There ain't no bubbly dumbass girls in spies! Who's your favorite American Idol though girl? I love me some Glambert....a lot. He's having my babies. But I also love Kris. Oh Faith you make me go into rants about hot steamy men. I love you Faith! Ok so I admit it I totally giggled when Robert said he was an arms dealer, and that it wasn't the arms I was thinking. He wasn't in the chat but I like him anyways. 426644 Paris is a dick and that's all. Almathea is completely random and I hate her long name. She needs a nickname. I suggest "boring idiot" ok thanks! Gabriela...ahahahahahahaha!! Oh my goodness, whenever I look at her picture I laugh! What a glorious baboushka! I want her to sew me a sweater. PLEASE!! Oh man, I already used up the good nickname for Almathea that I should have saved for Jocelyn! Could you make a more boring introduction? Do you want people to exile you out of sheer boredom? Thank god she wasn't in the chat or I might have had to kill myself. Rey is a douchebag too...His picture is nice but his his personality isn't. Too bad. Tiberius makes me LOL. Not because he's funny or anything, cause he's not! It's because of his jolly picture. Which doesn't portray him very well because in the chat he was kind of a downer and I didn't like him. Yeah I'm just skipping over Pete. Because I want to get to Jason! I love Jason he's my favorite male. But I just love scene boys and the character is being played great. His innuendos and pain shtick had me hot and bothered. But it doesn't take a lot for me to get that way. Ahahahaha. I hope he's a cit who can snipe out some spies. He is destined for greatness. Jenya...and her nose! Is her nose another player? Girl she is weird too! I can see her going all voodoo and shit on the burg. Look out! She also might be mildly retarded, who knows! It'll be a treat to find out! Ellis is SUCH a bro. You guys know what a bro is right? Those guys in high school that play football and slap each others asses and totally aren't gay and drink every weekend and just talk about sex? Oh yeah, that's Ellis. GTFO PLZ. And I don't think he said a word in the chat ever. Oh god now I have to talk about Jaya. What is up with all of these intelligent folk? Oh they're so boring. I have a PhD, I went to law school, I'm a psychiatrist blah blah blah. But I think she's secretly sassy. I want to see more of sassy Jaya. 426264 Georgia is great. I love hippies. And old Hollywood! We're basically twinsies! She seemed good in the chat too...not talking too much, but when she did I got what she was saying. Smoke one for me, Georgia, I'm a fan. In Soviet Russia, Boris loves you! He doesn't do much for me, but I love Russia. So yeah. Oswald, William, Gretchen and Amelia all get lumped into one shitball of a category because they all suck and haven't made their presence known and need to just leave and are wasting precious seconds of my life as I type this. Roxy is trying to hard. Her bio about herself was a snoozefestt and in the chat she seemed almost scatterbrained. She'll probably shoot herself in the foot here sometime soon. Levi is so shady! Cool enough I guess...he didn't talk much in the chat. I'm looking forward to seeing more of Levi, if you know what I mean. Donald reminds me of Xavier. A lot. I liked Xavier. I hope I will like Donald. I like Donald's picture. That is all. Mei Yun is my favo lady! I love her! First off I love asians. Second off I love cute girls. Third off I love people who think Allison should have won ANTM! OH MY GOSH. MEI YUN. I *JUST* READ YOUR BIOGRAPHY. I LOVE ADAM LAMBERT TOO. OH MY GOSH. I. LOVE. YOU. I hope you're a spy!! That's all folks. I'll write another one tomorrow, I have too much fun with this stuff.
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Post by Mei Yun on May 18, 2009 15:25:43 GMT -5
luv ya girl! But is it ok if I am not a spy?
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Post by Yvette on May 18, 2009 15:50:46 GMT -5
Thank you, Casey.
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Post by DC on May 18, 2009 15:51:44 GMT -5
Casey said "baboushka" <3
I figure I'll share my thoughts at the end of the round so I can really comment without influencing events. But I will say that I hate Faith's green font because I can't read her posts.
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Post by Paris on May 18, 2009 15:58:12 GMT -5
I hope to please you Casey in flattering ways throughout this game.
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Post by Tiberius on May 18, 2009 17:11:18 GMT -5
I didn't mean to be a "downer" *cries*
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Post by Rey on May 18, 2009 17:40:20 GMT -5
Somebody has to represent the douchebag population.
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Post by Levi on May 18, 2009 18:36:23 GMT -5
Hmmmm, shady wasn't the word I was expecting . . .
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Post by sluticia on May 18, 2009 20:09:18 GMT -5
Let's get one thing straight here ya'll. I am not a woman. I am actually just a gay teenage boy. No seriously. Maybe I'll post a picture sometime if I feel like it, but I think it's funny everybody thinks I have a vagina. I remember in Spies 5 Otto said something to the effect of "Leticia has GOT to be a girl" and I just snickered. I realize I fawn over men and can be bitchy, but just so you all know. Sorry to disappoint. It is not acceptable to call me "her". It is acceptable to say "Casey", "Leticia", or "That super fierce hottie". That is all. Back to the topic at hand. The results of last night were crizazy! I never would have stayed online until 4 o'clock in the morning to win "A Lotta Power", but I salute those who were willing to. And you know who were the last two standing? My lovely ladies Ariel and Mei Yun, and Ariel won! She has a big task ahead of her. I don't think she would have been in danger for exile anyways, but kudos to her! I know how to pick 'em, what can I say? Just so everybody knows, this is now the JAM worship center, where everything about the fabulous Jason, Ariel and Mei Yun is considered to be worthy of praise. Rey, I voted "yes" in the poll about you being a douchebag! Ariel wins more points for saying yes! She just keeps getting better! Jaya, since you want to make snarky comments about how I love lots of things, guess what? I've decided I want your airbrushed ass to be imprisoned/exiled. Don't worry though Rey, every game needs a douche, so douche it up. At least you entertain me! Kirsten, I like you. Your paranoia reminds me of Alice in Wonderland (which I'm reading and happen to LOVE) and your whole post about is he a dbag or not or whatever had me LOLing. Exile is approaching, and it will be here before you know it. How are the work groups faring? Team 466244, or The Stronghold as I call them. I don't care what their names are or what they want to name themselves, but I need a way to remember them. The Stronghold is the strongest team, no doubt about it. Just look at the way they are discussing this exile! Clearly, decisively, everyone putting their thoughts out there, and this is even with a few duds. I think everyone, with the exception of Thor and Khaled, are putting themselves out there and making an effort (whether spy or citizen) to play. Which is great for me to watch as a viewer, it makes it more fun for me. The more Yvette talks, the more I love her. The more discussion in this game, the better it is, and she brings that. Ed is looking to be a dark horse, and I still hate Callahan. He reminds me of Angus. (barf.) Robert and Iris are keeping it strong too, and I adore Faith. I can't wait until she singlehandedly exiles lots of citizens. 426644, or The Clusterfuck. What the hell are these people doing? Why are they not getting into discussion yet? Are you not trying to figure out who to exile? You are on a time limit here people, you can't sit and dawdle about how much you don't know what to do. They seem to be turning against Jocelyn at this point though, which is excellent, since she's boring and ugly. Rey seems to be leading them, so of course The Clusterfuck will be driven into the ground by him. I can't wait! Paris is a dick, but he needs to show up more. He's the only one who seems to have a level head in that group. Jaya, Tiberius and Ellis seem to be trying, but not quite there. They need to get more aggressive and take some stances. Gabriela still cracks me up for reasons completely unknown, and we all know Jason is just the best of that pathetic group. 426264, otherwise known as Empress Mei Yun's Court. This seems like the least active team, with Mei Yun obviously as the Empress leading the charge. I agree with everything she says, she's so great! I still love you Mei Yun!! It's OK if you're not a spy...but I'd enjoy it more if you were. Below the Empress are the Duke and Duchess of the Court, Kirsten and Donald, who seem to be the only two contributing to the group. Where is everyone else? Who knows. Levi and Roxy are sort of there, but aren't making their feelings known. I wish they were. Are they going to just let Mei Yun make all the decisions? I hope so. Is that best for the burgies? Not so sure. You can't let someone walk all over you like that guys, you're a TEAM. That means everyone needs to put something in and as a group you can collectively come to a good decision. Make your presence known! With three exiles ocurring soon, I'm glad I don't have to deal with this first vote and the inactive issue. Luckily I didn't have to so much last season, because while it was a hot topic, Caela ended up going up into a glorious ball of flames that spared us from having to deal with the issue. I still don't know what the best situation for this game is, because it's not a regular Mafia game, people get a lot more invested, and my PERSONAL view is that people who don't contribute should just go, but does that outweigh the STRATEGIC point of getting rid of someone suspicious? Is there even anyone really suspicious two days in? Can you base a vote on it? Yeah, that's why I didn't apply again. That's all for today! Moral of the story: it might be the beginning, but make yourself known, and don't be afraid to share your ideas and suspicions, because you have to play the game from beginning to end.
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Post by Ariel on May 18, 2009 20:44:12 GMT -5
Leticia, can I just say that you're an absolute doll? Alright then.
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Post by Levi on May 18, 2009 20:50:42 GMT -5
I'm making myself known, don't worry.
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Post by Jason on May 19, 2009 2:12:25 GMT -5
Sluticia your Jason love is much appreciated! If only it wasn't so misplaced...
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Post by Gretchen on May 19, 2009 8:08:33 GMT -5
* thinks this is going to be an interesting thread to keep an eye on *
* resumes idleness *
No, wait. It's called sleeping in some parts of the world I believe.
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Post by xman on May 19, 2009 23:06:47 GMT -5
Donald reminds me of Xavier. A lot. I liked Xavier. I hope I will like Donald. I like Donald's picture. That is all. And that's all I have to contribute right now. This in depth observation has been brought to you by yours truly.
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Post by Faith on May 20, 2009 11:34:29 GMT -5
My love goes to Kris. What a cutie!!! <3<3<3
Hopefully this shade of green is easier to read... white is SO boring.
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Post by sluticia on May 20, 2009 18:48:55 GMT -5
T minus 25 hours until the first exile of The Union! Can you feel the excitement? I sure can. Well for those of you playing, you're probably feeling the pressure a lot more than you are excitement, but that's half the fun! Especially if you're Jason, and masochism is kind of your thing. One thing I'm glad to see: there seems to be tons of discussion between everyone now. It's a lot more fun to read and it makes the game ten times more fun to play. Everybody seems to have an opinion now, and on everything, and we're only a couple days in. But isn't that the way we're supposed to play? To attribute the first exile as a crapshoot and to give up on it is a huge mistake that the spies will capitalize on. What makes the first exile different from the rest? I'm anxious to see how this exile will go. Can the cits band together and get rid of a spy the first round for the first time in the series? I think they have all the right tools, and it very well could happen. Of course Ariel will have to save one of them, but she wouldn't save a spy, she is much to brilliant for that! As much as I want the spies to pull this one out I'd love to see one of them get the axe tomorrow. But something for the citizens to consider: could you please not exile someone with a role the first exile? Oh man. The whole Caela situation cracked me up. One thing I don't know if people are picking up on is that you will not stay in your teams for very long at all, if even past this round. To become oblivious of what is going on in the other groups could prove fatal. Ed and Iris, I don't know if you were being sarcastic or not while being bitches to Jason about him posting in the Stronghold area (the first time I read it I thought you were both serious) and if you are then you need to GET A CLUE. I found both of your comments to be unnecessarily rude, and not just because they were to Jason, because he was just honestly trying to help you guys out. If you had any brain cells whatsoever you would dabble in the affairs of the other groups, because you won't be with them for long. Speaking of The Stronghold, it seems to be turning into a battleground. So juicy! You have Yvette, Callahan, and Robert all in a power struggle where they're all kind of just pointing the finger at each other like bumbling idiots. If I learned anything in Spies 5 it's that when you fight with someone when they accuse you of being a spy and you whirl around and say in turn that THEY are the spy, it only hurts yourself. I was certainly guilty of that with Luke especially, and also with great players like Donnie and Otto. Keep your emotions in check people, if you want to play good. On the bright side for The Stronghold though, is the fact that Thor, Iris, Ariel, Ed and Faith are all strong players whether citizen or spy, and if the other three implode on themselves, which is happening as I speak, the other five should keep them in check. Khaled is just there for the token minority position. Thor reminds me of Hercules, and he seems really clever. A dark horse with golden locks, a walking contradiction! Iris and Ed got on my nerves, and Callahan irritates the SHIT out of me and I want him to just leave. My Robert love totally slipped too, he seems to be going into some weird frenzy that I can't support. I can support my girl Yvette though, bitch keeps it totally real. Gotta love that. She kicks ass and takes names and doesn't say sorry for anything. Ariel is still gorgeous and fabulous, and Faith I've never had a problem with your font color I don't know what everyone complained about. But I like you less since Glambert > Kris. The Clusterfuck is as fucked up as ever.... I gotta admit though I'm slowly learning to love them. They are so random and unintentionally hilarious to me, and I sort of see them as underdogs. Rey still seems to want the leadership role over there, but everyone seems to keep trying to say no without actually saying "no." It's funny that everyone doesn't think he's as strong or charismatic as he thinks he is. He types in weird paragraphs too, ick. Gabriela is emerging as a smart cookie, and I love cookies. I think Gabriela would be a nice oatmeal cookie. I love oatmeal. Tiberius is still providing me with some LOL moments and he's holding his own. Ellis I think wandered into the wrong game. Honey did you know this is not Big Brother where you can be wishy washy and want to be everyone's friend? This is SPIES. I can lead you back to happy funland if you want, and afterwards you can give me a lap dance. Paris is the dick I hate to love, Almathea is an enigma to me, and I think I saw Pete buying cigarettes at the gas station today. Jaya and Jenya are weird to me and I didn't completely understand the situation between them/Paris. I was rooting for Paris of course no matter what the argument was, but I think Jaya needs to just shut her airbrushed face. Jew nose Jenya needs to eat Jaya up and spit her out, I know she can do it. I adore everything Jason says and that he is playing a CHARACTER, something people here don't seem to understand the concept behind. It's ok though since Leticia wasn't really a character and if it's your first run I'll cut some slack. Mei Yun's Court seems to be turning against her. Noooo! Empress Mei Yun, get your servants in check! Beat them down! I've had enough of this nonsense my Glambert loving friend! Georgia just needs to go smoke a blunt and swallow a chill pill, because I cannot love you Georgia if you are going to bash my Mei Yun. I will not stand for it. So Boris won the tiebreaker, I found that interesting. So he's a smarty pants eh? Or he just has really good luck I guess. I think it's the former, to be honest. I like him. William needs a bottle of Proactiv and a slap to the face for saying he will exile the Empress. Go away you dumb whore. The redeeming people in this group are Levi, Kirsten, Donald and Amelia. I like them all quite a lot the more they post, they have great things to say. Gretchen, you hideous obese cow, you need to learn two things. FIRST, you cannot be sassy to me in my own thread. You have full reign to give sass to others in my thread (and it is encouraged, really) but you can't say bad things about me ok thanks! SECOND, there is no sleeping in Spies you fool. Speaking of fools, I want to take out a shotgun and shoot Roxy's face off because she annoys the living daylights out of me and thinks she's really cool and smart. PS - she's not. On a kind of related note...which one of you whores is Victoria in Gold Thai BB? bigbrother12.yuku.com/directory Ahahaha. This little piece you wrote in Margaret's thread didn't go unnoticed by me: You have such a wonderful and talked about series Sam, people just can't stop talking about it! Whoever is Victoria though gurl you are not doing yourself any favors with the answers to those questions.... I'll do my exile predictions tomorrow, I have 2 hours chock full of American Idol goodness and some yummy Kradam that I can't wait to get my hands on. Toodles!
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Post by Mei Yun on May 21, 2009 0:09:50 GMT -5
sluticia... I am so sad right now. I think you know why. I'll give you a hint:
A.......
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Post by Ed on May 21, 2009 0:39:23 GMT -5
Ed and Iris, I don't know if you were being sarcastic or not while being bitches to Jason about him posting in the Stronghold area (the first time I read it I thought you were both serious) and if you are then you need to GET A CLUE. Please don't hate me, my comment was simply referring to Jason's emo/depressed character.
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Post by Callahan on May 21, 2009 1:44:40 GMT -5
Callahan is so Hannibal Lector like....ew. And he is all Christian and shit, please. I would not want to talk to him, what a creeper. I hope He is merciful and smites this bitch for me so I don't have to look at him anymore. Leticia, you couldn't get into my confessional even if you prayed.
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Post by Gretchen on May 21, 2009 2:29:55 GMT -5
Gretchen, you hideous obese cow, you need to learn two things. FIRST, you cannot be sassy to me in my own thread. You have full reign to give sass to others in my thread (and it is encouraged, really) but you can't say bad things about me ok thanks! SECOND, there is no sleeping in Spies you fool. -=- I am just mad that you're prettier than me hun. That is all. No bad words were meant to be directed at you. It is my fault and I will learn to eat less cookies, take diet pills and snort coke instead of my continual naps throughout my day.
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Post by Ariel on May 21, 2009 7:07:28 GMT -5
"Ellis I think wandered into the wrong game. Honey did you know this is not Big Brother where you can be wishy washy and want to be everyone's friend? This is SPIES. I can lead you back to happy funland if you want, and afterwards you can give me a lap dance." I love this so much. This has absolutely made my day.
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Post by DC on May 21, 2009 8:00:22 GMT -5
What is WITH all these gigantic transcripts? Does anyone even read these? Brevity people, brevity. "Summarise".
Casey I bet I know the answer to your question (even though I know nothing about the BB game)
I can't wait to see the results of tonight's paranoia. I bet they get 3 citizens, but I think it will be a result of drama overload rather than good Spy gameplay. But I'd love if either side proved me wrong!
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Post by Iris on May 21, 2009 8:51:20 GMT -5
Casey, you remind me of the Fashion TV guy on Ugly Betty. Which, of course, is meant as the highest of praise.
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Post by xman on May 21, 2009 9:20:44 GMT -5
Alrighty, here are a few of my current thoughts. Seems like the ladies are grabbing the bull by the horns early on with Yvette and Mei Yun taking the reigns with Jenya and Jaya not too far behind. The guys thus far have been fairly forgettable with the exception of Callahan and possibly Rey or Khaled. What is WITH all these gigantic transcripts? Does anyone even read these? Brevity people, brevity. "Summarise". Pretty much hit the nail on the head because I was just about to say the same thing. If you're not in chat and active. Oh well. You snooze you lose. Second thing. What's with all of the polls? Should Rey or Mei Yun stop being such and such. Should Boris run over ponies in his spare time? Meh. Just do your thing. From here on out, I'm making groups. Groups are good. Not enough of...Tiberius Ariel Boris Fluffer McFluffiesThor Gretchen Send a search party for...Amelia Paris Garbriela Jocelyn Pete Scariest picturesMirela - Cookie lite Jenya - Okay, not scary, but it's like Austin Powers. Moley moley moley. Except in this case, nosey nosey nosey. Had their Cheerios pissed in this morning...Yvette - It is okay to laugh and relax sometimes. For serial. Callahan Rey Jason First three out... just a guessCallahan Jenya (though I have no idea in the second group) Georgia Spies, compliments of random.org careful calculations and totally not random guesses on my part.Kirsten Roxy Pete Paris Jaya Robert Iris
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Post by DC on May 21, 2009 10:08:50 GMT -5
"Should Boris run over ponies in his spare time?" - LOL X. I agree with your groups for the most part, except for your exile guesses. There's someone in that group who I think is a definite citizen and I hope he/she stays.
I think it's interesting all 3 of us think Iris is a Spy.
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Post by xman on May 21, 2009 11:09:53 GMT -5
DC - As for my exile guesses, it's not necessarily who I think is a spy. I'm just taking a shot at who I think the group may get rid of. For the most part, Jenya and Georgia are a shot in the dark since it's a little difficult to get an overall read on which way the wind is blowing for their groups.
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Post by Yvette on May 21, 2009 12:30:52 GMT -5
Had their Cheerios pissed in this morning...Yvette - It is okay to laugh and relax sometimes. For serial. Callahan Rey Jason It is never okay to laugh when spies are running around. Spies is serious business. [As an aside, I will not reveal all of the chat transcripts and private conversations I have with players, because as you said yourself, "If you're not there, your loss", however, I have no problem being light-hearted and making jokes. Thank you.]
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Post by DC on May 21, 2009 12:43:12 GMT -5
You won't reveal all the conversations you have because it's against the rules
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Post by Yvette on May 21, 2009 13:02:15 GMT -5
Rules? Spare me the subordinate behavior, DC. Falling in line with the rules is exactly what the Patriarchy wants women to do.
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Post by Roxy on May 21, 2009 13:06:09 GMT -5
Look whose callin' the kettle black there, babe.
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