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Post by Judge Sam on May 21, 2009 13:30:28 GMT -5
lol, you guys are wierd.
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Post by carly on May 21, 2009 13:51:53 GMT -5
OMG you guys, I miss you all so much. I don't have time to read alot right now, but my suggestion to new players is no matter what, don't ever be boring!
I would like to wish the Spies the best of luck with this year's Giant Hydra of Bitches. Maybe you won't get your faces totally gnawed off this time!
*goes out for a low-fat burrito*
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Post by Vince Ventura on May 21, 2009 17:19:04 GMT -5
That's what she said.
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Post by Thor on May 22, 2009 0:26:25 GMT -5
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Yvette
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Post by Yvette on May 22, 2009 1:14:25 GMT -5
Funny, that was my reaction when Callahan flipped citizen.
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Post by DC on May 22, 2009 8:59:15 GMT -5
To attribute the first exile as a crapshoot and to give up on it is a huge mistake that the spies will capitalize on. What makes the first exile different from the rest? Casey, I totally agree. Union 426644 agreed as well and nailed themselves a sneaky Spy! (Hi Carly!) Great job Jason, Pete, Jenya, Rey, Tiberius, Gabriela, and Ellis (Jaya and Paris, you're going to have some splainin' to do) How you caught Almathea, I don't know, but I look forward to reading about it in your confessionals after the game. As for 426264, what were you guys doing? Kirsten seems to be one of the more well-spoken people in this game. Why did she vote for Levi by herself? Could she not convince anyone of her case? Roxy v. Mei Yun is interesting as well and Roxy's alignment may be crucial in determining Ariel's alignment. And finally, Union 466244: I think you all need to think about how you want to play this game long-term. There are still 31 players left - you have a very long way to go. For the bandwagoners and followers, think carefully about whose coattails you ride. Don't be a Spy's pocket vote. And as much as I hate to single them out because it's only giving them the attention they crave, Yvette, Mei Yun, and some others need to cut the crap and stop being shitheads because they will make the game unpleasant for everyone else. Actually, they should be grateful people are still talking to them. They also run the risk of burning out too. Round 1 is way too early to be this angry and mean. Special to the Spies: See, being a Spy is a lot of work - you have to do everything a Citizen does, but you also have to plan imprisonments, plant false evidence, deal with the paranoia - and ah, yes, fake chat transcripts. I feel sorry for you guys this season because you may have your work cut out for you. Also, remember to plan long-term. This is one of the major reasons why my team was so successful: everyone knew their jobs for the current round, and while we were at it, we were setting up targets for the next exile and the exiles after that. It took us 3 or 4 rounds to kill off some Citizens, but because we took the initiative early, we got the votes we needed. Special mention to Callahan: You handled the situation with as much grace and dignity as you could, I think. I respect you for not losing your temper and flipping out.
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Post by Yvette on May 22, 2009 11:00:15 GMT -5
You are clearly about as misinformed with that last bit as I am a "shithead".
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Post by Callahan on May 22, 2009 15:56:45 GMT -5
Thanks DC, it took a lot of willpower to do it.
Looking forward to watching the rest of the game!
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Post by Ariel on May 22, 2009 17:50:59 GMT -5
Considering all the times I can remember Callahan telling Yvette to "shut the fuck up", I think you're a little off, DC. But whatever.
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Post by Judge Sam on May 22, 2009 18:00:09 GMT -5
what's that noise? is that the sound of the fourth wall crumbling? perhaps I should build it higher!
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Post by xman on May 22, 2009 18:09:47 GMT -5
ZOMG!!11!11!11!! Ghost Callahan...
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Almathea
Almathea
Hotter than Faith, Eat more than Gretchen, Better nose than Jenya, dem bitches got nothin on me
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Post by Almathea on May 22, 2009 19:03:06 GMT -5
Hey guys just back from the beach! What did I miss?
Oh
Right.
*dies*
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Post by Vince Ventura on May 22, 2009 22:46:51 GMT -5
Hopefully you missed me.
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Post by Gretchen on May 23, 2009 3:13:46 GMT -5
Xman, I am deeply, deeply offended. I should be top of the list for Scariest Pics. TYVM.
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Post by xman on May 23, 2009 11:00:17 GMT -5
Xman, I am deeply, deeply offended. I should be top of the list for Scariest Pics. TYVM. My deepest apologies. I had decided to give your picture a pass however because I have an acquaintance with a similar appearance. So new group then. Scary picture but all to closely resembles someone I know...Gretchen
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Post by sluticia on May 23, 2009 20:45:29 GMT -5
I've decided to crawl out of my Glambert-losing induced coma and post with ya'll again. Wednesday was the saddest day of my life probably. My reaction was just like that lady in the video Thor posted. Ahahaha. Minus the throwing of the pom-pom. I refuse to give up though. Kradam4ev. So lots has happened. But let's just be honest the only thing that matters is that JAM is all still here for the second round. Jason you are the calm but wise guy with a character that I love. How can anyone not like you? Beats me. Ariel is the strongest woman here, you wouldn't let that spy Almathea get away. And Mei Yun, you are one crazy ass girl I love it! You show these dumb bitches in here how it's done, Empress style. Well good old Almathea was exiled. I missed the action where she was proclaimed as a spy, but good on the Clusterfuck for catching her! I knew they would end up being my favorites! But Almathea you dumbass you were representin' the attractive girl spy this season how could you slip and be exiled first? I'm disappointed. Also: I would like to point out that I said this group had the tools to get rid of the spies, and they did. I attribute this 100% to Jason. The good news was, CALLAHAN GOT EXILED! I'm glad his creepy ass is gone, I could not stand him or his attitude. I'd also like to give a shout out to the always fabulous Yvette for sniping him for me, you made my viewing experience that much better. I'm a little bummed that ginormous twat Roxy is still here but I guess Arielgoddess just thought she was the lesser of two evils. I'll take your word for this one Ariel. Now there are new groups! The first is Silent But Deadly + Mei Yun. They are all players who don't necessarily shove their opinions down everyone's throats, but are still very strong and let their motives be known as a whole. Except for Mei Yun. She's not exactly silent, but she's def. deadly. Faith I adore you even though you like Kris more than Glambert. I can forgive you I guess. And I like your green font. Iris I think is pretty much a dumb tart. How can you have NO OPINION on Mei Yun? Have you not been paying attention to any of your surroundings up until this point? Christ. Ellis I haven't seen much of lately but I'm still open anytime for that lap dance baby. Gabriela...oh man Gabriela. She's so sassy it's wonderful and I can't NOT love anyone who whenever I look at their picture I literally laugh out loud. Mirela needs to brush her teeth and then she can open it and spew some rubbish. Amelia I think is quirky and cool and I hope she sticks around. Same with Boris except he needs to talk more. Khaled needs to take his mathematics and get out, I don't want to see math in my spies!! Paris better watch it or else he'll get exiled and I don't want that. Jew nose Jenya and Oswald are just so....ugh. I dislike both of them. Oswald seems to be loitering around the Burg like an eight year old and Jenya needs to be smacked and her mouth sewn shut. Levi: 1. be more aggressive and 2. come to Jason's bedroom to me thanks! But Jason+Mei Yun+Faith+Gabriela? How can you go wrong! The other group is Ariel and her Lackeys. Ariel has them wrapped around her fingers and is dominating them just like she should be. Georgia seems to be putting herself on some pedestal with no good reasoning for her being up there. She just seems like a snob and it shouldn't be that way, I would totes love her if she was a glorious pothead. But she's not. What a waste of a character. Maybe if William said anything of note or anything remotely interesting I could say something about him. Donald and Ed I like you two guys quite a bit. Even though it's really what's on the outside that counts, you two seem to be keeping it pretty real and I can respect that. I'm glad you were joking to my darling Jason, Ed, so i can continue to appreciate you. Yvette babe you know how much I love you, you keep ripping 'em apart. Somebody's got to do it! Rey continues his douchebaggery but I have a soft spot for him. Though rather miniscule, something about him makes me want to like him so I'm giving in a little bit. Kirsten I love the fact that you can keep your sense of humor yet still play the game, so keep that up! Gretchen, I've decided you're great. I have a fancy for jolly fat women so since I've seen you're jolly AND fat, you get my praise. Tiberius the same applies to you like Kirsten and Gretchen, I just love your personality in here while still playing. Roxy we all know is the resident retard, but someone's got to take that role, everyone else should be glad she's here to make them all look better. Jaya is approaching Roxy's level also, I don't want to talk about her. Thor, consider me a fan, especially since I know you're a Glambert fan at heart, and Pete...is Pete. *shrugs* Poor Robert got exiled. I was kind of sad for about 3 seconds then I got over it. He was kind of just there for me, I'm glad JAM is still here and he's not. Anyone but JAM. You remember that, spies. I'm also excited for this new voting system and what it will bring, it's a wonderful aspect. I fully expect to see everyone saving my favorites, so it can only bring good things. I've decided I'm not rooting for one particular alignment or the other, but whichever side will let the game last longer. If you citizens keep exiling my dear spies then the game will be over far too quickly. And that's no fun now is it!
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Post by Levi on May 24, 2009 9:43:36 GMT -5
I will LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SO HARD if JAM = SPY.
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Post by Oswald on May 24, 2009 13:42:02 GMT -5
WTF. Kiss my ass.
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Post by Tiberius on May 24, 2009 16:40:27 GMT -5
I try Casey, I try.
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Post by Thor on May 24, 2009 18:39:52 GMT -5
i voted for kris.
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Post by Gretchen on May 24, 2009 19:24:18 GMT -5
* gives Slutlicia a giant jolly fat woman hug *
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Post by xman on May 25, 2009 0:06:33 GMT -5
A few random thoughts before hitting the hay... On the capturing of Almathea. Like everyone else on the outside looking in, I'm not sure how you did it, beyond nailing her to the wall in a chat or something, but bravo to the individuals who pulled it off. Great start for the citizens. I am a bit sorry to see Callahan go. He was rather quirky person, which I kind of enjoyed. Yvette, strangely enough, you're growing on me. Slowly. I'm beginning to like you. I'm enjoying the new voting twist, so props to Judge Sam. My list of Spies, cause we all saw how accurate my last list was...Irispy Parispy Thorspy Jayaspy Roxyspy Williamspy
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Post by Vince Ventura on May 25, 2009 10:25:02 GMT -5
Fixed.
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Post by Thor on May 25, 2009 18:48:54 GMT -5
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Post by Judge Sam on May 25, 2009 19:04:54 GMT -5
I can't stop staring at this picture... I've never seen American Idol but this picture makes me want to watch... it's so cute.
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Post by DC on May 25, 2009 23:56:56 GMT -5
I like this voting twist and am eager to see how it plays out!
My spies list is sort of like X's!:
Almathea! Iris! Yvette! Paris! Amelia! Jaya! Donald!
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Post by sluticia on May 26, 2009 19:05:57 GMT -5
Oh hai! I just love posting pictures of Leticia, she is such a glorious messenger goddess I can't get enough of her. And I just realized..we haven't had any role chat yet in the burg! How queer! Or maybe quite common, as Spies 5 was so filled with role claimings and hulabaloo that hilarity ensued. I just hope there's someone in the game with a role that can pull it off as lovely as I did messenger. Just anyone can't wear that postal outfit. It's almost the second exile, eh? I was worried the citizens would sit back and relax after catching a spy the first round, but I have been very pleasantly surprised to see the witch hunt continue at full force. It's a pleasure to watch! It's much too boring to be wading in the doldrums of overextended joy, really. SBD seems to be living up to my phrasing of them and hardly talking at all. Which is sad since I like most of the people there. Except for fucking Jew nose Jenya, who is really just the most senile woman I've ever seen. It's funny to read what she posts though, it really is. And Oswald, I find it funny that the most entertaining thing I've seen you post so far in the game is your little retort to my critiques of you. If only I could get more out of you in the context of the game, I wouldn't have to criticize you. So whose ass is on the line? My poor, poor Paris seems to be in trouble, which is sad. Don't see a case on him at all, so I'm pretty sure someone is pulling this out of their posteriors. It's a shame for him, but I guess if he was online more to defend himself it wouldn't be so bad. I do think he very intelligently countered the case against him though in his thread, and there isn't anything else he can do at this point. But the more I think about it, I think his time is just about up. Who else could even get votes? Maybe Mei Yun, Levi, Kahled, even my darling Faith! Sadsies. I should have named this group the Laundromat, because these hos are sooo wishy washy! "I'm not 100% sold on them being a spy but I guess I'll vote for them..." "I'm not completely sold on them, but I'm voting that way..." "There are just so many possible spies in my mind..." Oh get a grip you people! You have to be confident with your vote every single exile. If you're not, then you're not doing enough spy hunting. It's quite cut and dry. I can see wavering between two or three people you think are spies, but to waver because you can't see ANY spies AT ALL and don't have enough suspicions? Sheesh. I just can't see this group nabbing a spy this time. Sorry! So...Ariel and her lackeys.... Such a fun group, don't you think? I love them just ripping each other to shreds, it warms my heart. Speaking of ripping to shreds, I have decided that JAM is a thing of the past, and Mei Yun is being evicted from the group because she gave sass to Jason, and I will not have that. So as of right now, JAM has been morphed into JAY, for the lovely Jason, Ariel, and Yvette. Yvette my love, you had me at "I am a castrating bitch". There's something that's not clicking with me and this group (and I guess the other group too). Why are you getting angry that people are making plans to catch potential spies? What is the harm in that? You have to take risks if you want to catch the spies, and sitting there and complaining about how OTHER people are making elaborate plans to catch them is not doing you any favors. Granted, half of the time they fall through before they even begin, and I had a few last season, with Luke and the "courier" to revealing myself to Jillian and having her keep me hidden from Darla. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there and make moves, even if they might fail. Ok so I guess I like Jaya now and I hope she doesn't get exiled. She is kind of nifty keen. Tiberius, I have to say I personally think you're a little bit out of your league, and you need to step it up here because I think you can do it, all you need is a little coaxing is all. Kirsten is making smart posts but not anything mind blowing, and Donald is totally a more lurkery Xavier. But I think X might have been pretty off the radar the second round, so I'm hoping Donald will come out here soon and play with the big boys like X did. Rey has won me over and I think his attitude is working. It's like a kitten next to the beast that is Yvette, but it's still great nonetheless. I hope that worthless twat Georgia goes this exile, then I don't have to read her posts anymore. That would be such a relief. Roxy is this disillusioned weirdo who wandered in from some distant planet and I'm pretty sure Pete had a stroke and croaked. And Thor, I don't mind if you voted for Kris, as long as you still realize that Adam is a sex rock god and he should be worshipped. This game is such cool beans, Sam, I'm enjoying it a ton as a viewer. But one thing: why do I only have ONE star next to my username? It's quite tragic. I don't like these late exiles either, it's rough for a Michigander. Oh well, here's another lovely gif of Kradam cootness: Yeah they're totally boning each other. Good luck tonight everyone! Except Georgia!
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Post by Mei Yun on May 26, 2009 20:17:40 GMT -5
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Post by Oswald on May 26, 2009 21:12:01 GMT -5
I didn't know my purpose in this game was to entertain you Sluticia, I'll step up my act for you.
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Post by Yvette on May 26, 2009 23:01:16 GMT -5
I am proud to know that I had you at "I am a castrating bitch". That's how I get so many of them, dear.
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